whitewater95.bsky.social
Trying to expand my mind while simultaneously destroying it. Manage expectations accordingly
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There really should be a gif of the scene in Airplane! Where there is a line to slap around the hysterical passenger, but alas...
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And for It's A Wonderful Life, this character would be the new protagonist
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Still scarred from that classic
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Ah! Good stuff. Enjoy👍👍
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What is that?
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Gilda was and is an absolute treasure
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Total finishing move. SNL50
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Golden Slumbers, Carry That Weight, and on from there
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It'll be on YouTube. The McCartney bit was awesome.
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Me three!
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Yep. Me too. Steve Martin crushed the monologue. Cautiously optimistic for this show
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I dunno, it'd be fun to see his cotton candy combover and dorito-dust spray-tan melt away in the rain. Seriously tho, what a little bitch. If only the technology existed to determine if this race would even happen
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Cowboys. Just because
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Go Birds!!!!!
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13. So what lies ahead? Who knows. But at this moment, he holds the hearts and souls of the Philly Phaithful in his hands. I'd hope he'll be careful with them. All I do know is that someone better keep Big Dom away from the sidelines this weekend. Go Birds!!!!!
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12. Yet, the headlines today all stall around the Eagles anemic passing attack. Fair critique, but it leaves Sirianni as a somewhat polarizing figure, who still somehow seems like one bad loss away from getting canned in spite of a career record of 52-23.
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11. How did it pan out? The Eagles have gone 15-1 since then, and they host the NFC title game this Sunday, with a chance go to the Super Bowl for the 2nd time in 3 years. Sirianni has the 2nd best record after 4 years as a head coach in NFL history.
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10. Chapter 4: The Re-Rebirth
Sirianni, sensing that he needs to signal a reboot, shaves his head in a move drawing comparisons to a Britney Spears meltdown. By the end of this game, he will get into a shouting match with Eagles fans. Surely this will seal his fate...
youtu.be/qutC3VIhArc?...
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9. After the Eagles lose badly to Tampa Bay in October, both local and national sports commentators are ready to run him out of town. The roof seemed ready to fall in, and there is open speculation about his successor
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8. The result: Sirianni gets popcorn thrown at him after losing in the playoffs, and the Eagles lose their mojo and go 3-8 over their next 11 games into 2024
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7. So should that matter? This has nothing to do with Sirianni, right? Wrong. The disruption of Big Dom's immaculate vibes send the teetering Eagles into a tailspin that culminates in their quick elimination in the first round of the playoffs, complete with Eagles fans wearing bags on their heads
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6. Chapter Three: The Implosion
The 49ers come to town for a rematch of the 2022 NFC title game. A sideline scuffle gets "Big Dom" DiSandro (Eagles Full-time Head of Security and Part-time disembodied spirit of Philly) tossed from the game and banned for the rest of the 2022
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5. So what happens next? After the "Flowers" speech, the Eagles go 33-9 over the next two years, and the Eagles come within a holding call of winning a Super Bowl agains Patrick Mahomes and the Chiefs. Eagles seem to be on the cusp of something truly special.
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4. Unsurprisingly this went over with Eagles fans like a lead balloon. After an ugly loss to the Chargers, he had flowers thrown at his head.
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3. Chapter Two: The Rebirth
So how did he deal with it? By doing what all rabid football fans want: By spinning a folksy yarn about flowers and fertilizer!
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2. How did it go? Well the Eagles stumble out of the gate in 2021 and fall to a 2-5 start, and get thoroughly trounced by the Raiders in Las Vegas.
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1. Chapter One: The Dumpster Fire
Nick Sirianni is hired in early 2021 as a relative unknown from Indianapolis. His introductory press conference was nothing short of manifestation of the worst nightmares of everyone who is afraid of public speaking
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Are we sure that's Jax? I mean, walk around almost anywhere in Florida for 15 mins and you'll see something like this
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Sure. Let's bubble-wrap the players too
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I remember hearing his account of how to deal with catching knuckleballs from Phil Niekro: "Wait until the ball stops rolling around and go pick it up". All time legend. There will never ne another. RIP Bob
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This was inevitable with the proliferation of sports gambling. This will certainly not be the last time it happens
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That would only work if OJ Simpson played for the Bills... oh wait...🤣
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Pretty much. Watch out for Norovirus. Not fun
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I'm an Eagles fan, and the Eagles take the trophy as worst '23 playoff team. There was a parade and everything