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whizistic.bsky.social
P1 outage whisperer. NPC energy. Few spoons, no bots. Not a fed.
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I think our party host is trying hard to get us to leave.

submitted 58 days ago • 0 comments

I am shook y’all. Highly Acclaimed Character Actress Margo Martindale had a side gig, and it wasn’t regional theatre!

submitted 60 days ago • 0 comments

Sleeper hit: Library of Congress. Disappointment: National Air And Space Museum (Mall) due to construction. Expected: Capitol statuary. Best: National Air And Space Museum (Udvar-Hazy)

submitted 71 days ago • 0 comments

Show me the women who raised you.

submitted 90 days ago • 0 comments

You either die liking Fritos, Tab, and Mountain Dew, or you live long enough to see yourself become Boring Manager Rob.

submitted 95 days ago • 3 comments

Back at work and everything is still terrible. They bribed me today with an office, which really means there is a hiring freeze, so I am a department of one.

submitted 106 days ago • 0 comments

Went to Angel Island for the first time today. Really got to experience that whole BC Ferries "if I don't make this boat I'm stuck here for 12 hours" vibe. Saw some coyotes though!

submitted 109 days ago • 0 comments

This past week has been incredibly depressing. I feel betrayed by humankind. I needed to go touch grass.

submitted 111 days ago • 0 comments

Today I witnessed a contractor's certification testing of a new install and the builder managed to mis-splice sooo badly they looped the fiber optic trunks back to the same panel. Oopsy daisy!

submitted 147 days ago • 0 comments

New Spotify playlist unlocked.

submitted 149 days ago • 0 comments

Everyone in the scene was way into smurfing.

submitted 150 days ago • 0 comments

Unlike you, I get my news from a reliable source

submitted 202 days ago • 0 comments

Comes up for air after remediating 18,000 endpoints in 96 hours. Did I miss any news?

submitted 220 days ago • 0 comments

The Thrifty drug ice cream counter cash register was next to the tube tester. I graduated university in 2011.

submitted 263 days ago • 0 comments

was super pissed at tmobile for not explaining why the nearest tower isnt working and giving me fix eta… after haranguing them several times, an agent got back to me… it’s eagles. eagles nested in the tower. and liek, goddammit, bc how can i be mad about that. best of thoughts for you n ur chicks.

submitted 279 days ago • 0 comments

I'm 23/50 in to an Imgur dump, and it has been an hour. I'm not sure if that's because each image is paragraphs of Tumblr comments or because the edible hit, but it did It take seven tries to spell Imgur correctly so leaning towards #2. This inability to spell is because gif is pronounced with a J.

submitted 299 days ago • 1 comment

Careful what you say in the Discord chat. It may be the last thing anyone says for months

submitted 341 days ago • 2 comments

Places I've claimed to be born that subsequently leaked in credential dumps: pangea, gondwana, caprica, ceres, helios.

submitted 344 days ago • 0 comments

Shel Silverstein doesn’t get nearly enough credit for predicting ChatGPT.

submitted 350 days ago • 28 comments