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RECALL: all pre-shredded cheeses. if you purchased any recently please throw them out. they have tested positive for Tuberculosis

youre worthless jeff bezos

jeff bezos $600 million dollar wedding ??? help yourself to a “party favor” next time youre in the store. that’ll be on the house this time

RECALL: we dont sell this here but little caesars pizza is trash and im ready to go to war with them. if you purchased any recently please return it, as it maybe have been contaminated with a substantial amount of yellow cake uranium

pistol whip my enemies with can of whipped cream

not at all alarming

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great grand-dad told me they’d been beaten but i might have to kill a nazi in my lifetime, mama

Huge thank you to Montana for this heartwarming tribute. For those that don't know the history, he quit his job managing a billion dollar family fund in 2018 rather than stop criticizing Elon Musk, after Elon himself called his boss to complain. This piece means so much more, coming from him.

My latest at Substack, regarding the praiseworthy efforts by @niedermeyer.online: montanaskeptic.substack.com/p/if-we-all-...

we could have had eight years of bernie and instead we got this

Information was shared illegally. A career employee at the Social Security Administration provided unauthorized access to data to Elon Musk’s staffers. This employee, Leland Dudek, a data analyst, was recently promoted to acting commissioner by Trump.

Public comment is now open for passport gender marker changes. You can go here to go to each of the three proposed passport rules, and submit comment. My suggestion: be unique, argue for trans-inclusive policies, against the constitutionality of the changes, etc. www.reddit.com/r/Passports/...

i hope everyone in the GOP has a brain aneurism and dies

ever just want to get in your car and run over as many tesla charging stations as possible

NEW: Amazon has announced they will be replacing the squishy floor mats that cashiers stand on with grates in the floor that can be used to go to the bathroom without leaving the register

i’ll never stop posting even if they kill me

i would like to be able to breathe but this is not possible under late stage capitalism

if you feel like killing yourself please consider killing a fascist instead - we need to direct the anger to the source and not be self destructive

sometimes punching a nazi isn’t enough

im so disappointed that there are those of us that have been screaming into the void SINCE 2015 that these guys are actual nazis and to not give them any power “but my eggs!” fuck you please grow the fuck up and listen you have fucked us so royally and i’m incredibly angry

merrick garland you ignorant slut