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wake up babe it’s been 2016 for 9 straight years

submitted 1 day ago • 3 comments

never ever let the army of career morons and losers tell you anything otherwise

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I love how ppl like this woke scold ppl for making fun of things they’re clearly vulnerable about by projecting a whole bunch of shit that proves they are, in fact, very self conscious about the thing you said about them lol

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

erm what the sigma

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

Public comment is now open for passport gender marker changes. You can go here to go to each of the three proposed passport rules, and submit comment. My suggestion: be unique, argue for trans-inclusive policies, against the constitutionality of the changes, etc. www.reddit.com/r/Passports/...

submitted 5 days ago • 134 comments

this is my fuckin breakfast i’m ready to die

submitted 5 days ago • 3 comments

drying eyes well first of all he’s a fucking hedgehog and it’s not like saving the world is exactly -easy-

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bisexuals are like, “I’m attracted to 90% of women and Knuckles the Echidna”

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment

The Road to a Billion Soldiers On. Monday Night Cuphead and Chill Stream. Let's Rock! twitch.tv/janiedanger

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

lowest rated letterboxd review: ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ The triceratops is in misery, and all the compsognathus are in misery. I don't think they sing. They screech in pain. Man creates God, a God that despises us. top rated letterboxd review: ⭐️⭐️⭐️ men will literally make jurassic park instead of going to therapy

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Twitch Affiliate Celebration: The Road to a Billion Gets One Mile Shorter. Cinenerdle, Balatro, Late Night Hang Out Stream. Let's Rock! twitch.tv/janiedanger

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

You do it! You have billions of dollars and you’re posting like you’re one of my mutuals named BeerAnnihilator or some shit.

submitted 10 days ago • 6 comments

birria tacos are for dinner

submitted 10 days ago • 1 comment

Road to a Billion, One Stream, No Job. Your Unemployed Friend on a Tuesday pt2: The Squeakquel LIVE NOW!!!!! Twitch.tv/janiedanger

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submitted 13 days ago • 8 comments

oh i got fired from my job for being trans today lol

submitted 13 days ago • 6 comments

As a matter of fact I’m in your ass right now

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

makin rfk throat noises with his meat in my mouth

submitted 19 days ago • 2 comments

love when he gets a little bashful

submitted 19 days ago • 1 comment

fast food window: hey, just pull around to the front for me me: why… so you can ignore me 🥺

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

check my steeze

submitted 19 days ago • 1 comment

meowdy

submitted 21 days ago • 4 comments

Harmony Korine ass house

submitted 21 days ago • 2 comments

elected officials are smol beans with now power or influence except for conservative elected officials that are able to upend the entire fabric of society in a matter of days

submitted 22 days ago • 2 comments

Doing a solo set tonight to benefit Atl DSA doors 7 music 8 1467 Oxford rd NE

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

Pure Black Tendency is from my new album East Atlanta Sober which is streaming everywhere

submitted 129 days ago • 1 comment

Just woke up and saw the neighbors doing this outside my house again. I fucking hate Atlanta

submitted 26 days ago • 3 comments

keep my wife’s penis out your motherfucking mouth

submitted 26 days ago • 5 comments

Gonna be real, I think the surest way to get my vote at this point is to promise me revenge. I'll vote for whoever promises to construct an elaborate personal hell for any and all of these guys. It can be a public works project