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Latest episode of Poker Face pretty specifically references Henry Cavill reloading his arms, which is an @ultrabrilliant.xyz post iirc

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What is the best turn of phrase to use in text and why is it potato potato

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Christ on a bike someone buy these!

submitted 20 hours ago • 1 comment

Sleep Token is Enter Shikari for people who are still in their first job.

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Wondering how I did it? I boiled water and added two tablespoons of vinegar, baking soda, and lemon juice. I soaked it for 20 minutes, and after that, it looked the same, so I bought a brand new one.

submitted 4 days ago • 35 comments

There's nothing worse than being embarassed on behalf of someone else after they make an awkward social slip up. Like, it's just a bit embarrassing to say "You too" in response to someone like that. Feel bad for them. All I did was ask them what their favourite band was.

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I am on a call with O2 support, having been transferred from another team, and the customer support guy hasn’t spoken to me at all. For like five minutes. He’s just asked to put me on hold. Bro why we weren’t talking and I was enjoying just hanging out with you

submitted 6 days ago • 1 comment

No rep TV is deeply funny to me.

submitted 7 days ago • 1 comment

That’s not the rule and you know it.

submitted 8 days ago • 26 comments

Editor: you get those photos of vaguely Cthulhoid Doctor Strange villain Shuma-Gorath Photographer: sure did boss, real 1990s sassy teen attitude just like you asked Editor: what

submitted 8 days ago • 5 comments

it's weird that we think of Metallica as music for jocks and tough guys when it's mostly about puppets and going to sleep

submitted 8 days ago • 1 comment

been saying this for like 3 years now, the core constituency of the "manosphere" is not Gen Z or teenage boys, it is 35-55 year old dudes who wish they were still teenage boys

submitted 9 days ago • 279 comments

Rain, which means fewer seats on this bus. Ended up near the back at the top. Back two rows full of teenage boys. Smells like lynx here.

submitted 9 days ago • 1 comment

Tore a ligament in my knee at the end of April (I’m so sure I’ve already complained about this) and I would like to give an update This is shit and I hate it. I wanna do acro and go for long walks.

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

It’s like the one I did with @aurenity.bsky.social

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This is a completely unnecessary shot to take in 2025 but Four Year Strong and Set Your Goals were fucking AWFUL bands. Just… utter bum and with no stage presence whatsoever.

submitted 10 days ago • 2 comments

Oh YEAH, we'll change a Dinobot's name out of language sensitivity in other territories, but we can have our main guy doing THIS all day

submitted 10 days ago • 12 comments

I like The Simpsons and that but I don’t think I’d appreciated this about Who Shot Mr Burns? before. This is some incredible programming.

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

You really don’t need to make this a bigger deal than it actually is. “Traitor” is a new four-page comic written by me with art by @comicnerdsam.bsky.social. Here it is:

submitted 11 days ago • 11 comments

new heart sourcebook. Writing a Bard class for it. sign up here www.backerkit.com/call_to_acti...

submitted 11 days ago • 3 comments

Not just younger people either. It’s invariably a less appealing space to be spending time.

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If you listen Dark Side of the Moon at the same time as Mr Brightside the other passengers on the bus tell you to use your fucking headphones you stupid prick.

submitted 12 days ago • 1 comment

If you load this page it contacts 82 IP addresses executing 256 separate HTTP transactions to download 18MB of data writing 64 cookies to your device to tell you “no”

submitted 13 days ago • 150 comments

By population, do you think most hammers have the bit on the back for pulling nails out? Like most types of hammers do, but do most hammers are probably claw hammers?

submitted 13 days ago • 1 comment

God dammit, spoilers!

submitted 14 days ago • 1 comment