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TANK vs TESLA "We've crushed fascism before and we'll crush it again" - ⁠WW2 veteran Ken, 98, in the tank

"I left the room and the writers just started fujo'ing out"

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you'll be a giant some day, kid

don't forget: when someone has a differing video game opinion than yours, they're attacking you, every facet of your personality, and everything you've ever stood for. smite them!!! strike them down!!!!!! that's YOUR molehill!!!!!

incorrect. terminally online (desktop) is how to commune healthily with the soul of the internet

“How can I return an innocent man to the United States when I don’t have the ability to feel empathy or compassion?” said Nayib Bukele theonion.com/salvado...

This absolute unit could have taken up shot put or discus or wrestling or god knows what else, but he decided to be an elite level girl hurler and I salute him.

POV you're a random Imperial Remembrancer.

TARKIN: Who is this "Luthan" in the Rebel Base Death Star chat? EMPEROR: Luthan? Like my art dealer?

The only known photo of Star Wars creator George Lucas meeting Star Trek creator Gene Roddenberry.

I cannot think of anything more profoundly un-American than a president declaring himself a “king”

i am seeing people say "elmo couldn't pilot a gundam" incredibly wrong. elmo is perfectly suited to pilot the gundam. piloting skill is directly proportional to two axes: autism, and how distressing it would be for this child to be in a robot.

Somewhere, a breakfast-loving copy writer is leaning back in their office chair with a cup of coffee and thinking "yesssss"

the breezies #mlp

This is a great thread. If you've managed complex data systems that need the ability to model the state of the data at a point in time, you understand how difficult this all is. These chucklefucks look at the data for an afternoon and think they've got it all figured out and can do better

COMEDY IS REAL COMEDY IS NOW

I get Mayahem Temple from Banjo-Tooie stuck in my head a lot...

Dr.: Your test results are back, I'm sorry to tell you the cause of your infertility is macroplastics. Me: Don't you mean microplastics? Dr.: *pulls up a CT showing a scrotum w/ a pair of d20s in it* We're past that stage now. Me: Can I have kids? Dr.: Your odds are 1 in 20 with disadvantage.

If you’re ever wondering why wildfire smoke is so bad for you it’s because it includes things like “an entire bicycle”

Eggmans vital leaks

I hope i did well lol

every new restaurant in every major city is either called Thistle+Thorn and thinks adding turmeric to brussel sprouts makes them worth $30 or is called Burger Bitch and has a neon sign in the window that says “im gonna fuck a hamburger”

@pancreasnowork.bsky.social congrats on your new warp spiders

I thought this was really funny

Now that videos can exist, my Twitter magnum opus can be shown here as well!

old work: Entropy

Throw me your unfiltered garbage, website. I desire negative levels of curation. Bring forth the unwashed masses so I can damage my brain with them.

Sisters can perform miracles sometimes. What's a little nurgle rot to some drunken faith?