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willelton.bsky.social
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Anyone bemoaning Twitter dying during a big day for NFL news needs to get over to Reddit

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Whenever I see this sort of thing I immediately think of how i hate every ape i see, from chimpan-A to chimpanzee

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“Necessity hath no law.” — Oliver Cromwell

submitted 25 days ago • 1 comment

I was banned from Elon Musk’s site because I pointed out the neo-Nazi Stonetoss is named Hans Graebener. So please don’t tell anyone the neo-Nazi Stonetoss is Hans Graebener.

submitted 362 days ago • 0 comments

“Who’s to say, really”

submitted 475 days ago • 0 comments

You, unlearned provincial: Look at these Eras movie numbers. Nobody’s crazier than Swifties. Me, well-traveled man of culture:

submitted 517 days ago • 0 comments

X hat echt die gleichen Vibes wie ein random rechter Telegramchannel erreicht. Und ich muss sagen, dass ich lange gedacht habe, es wird schon nicht so schlimm werden. Da lag ich falsch.

submitted 523 days ago • 9 comments

if you position it just right you can turn anyone’s bluesky php into the caret symbol

submitted 526 days ago • 0 comments

Need a convo on how MD Twitter is more narcissistic than Kanye's entire catalog. Lawyer: ugh 14 hour workday only for my client to confess that he cheated on her, fml Teacher: look, kids suck, I said it Doctor: 😀GOOD MORNING to my wonderful patients who will feel my divine healing hands today😀

submitted 526 days ago • 0 comments

David Brooks, who just referred to himself as an "upper middle class journalist," bought this home on Capitol Hill in 2017. The Rapture did, in fact, happen. If you're reading this, you are now in the Bad Place.

submitted 536 days ago • 0 comments

Me: Patient: Me: Patient: Me: Does this have anything to do with the F-35 in the parking l-- Patient: I told you my eardrums burst! I can't hear you!

submitted 541 days ago • 1 comment