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willgtb.bsky.social

Generally likes and does improv and comedy. Also Maths, that's cool too. At least a bit transfem, but also like, generally agender, something like that. Any pronouns.

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I'm in Aberdeen for the Granite Noir crime writing festival, and this knife was in my hotel room.

submitted 6 hours ago • 29 comments

All acting is method acting. The method is that they act.

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a lot of people rn are like "I voted for the You're Fired guy and then he fired me, what the hell!"

submitted 16 hours ago • 15 comments

No one's ever told me I look like someone else and I don't know how to feel about it.

submitted 21 hours ago • 1 comment

I did a thing.

submitted 1 day ago • 9 comments

My old man's a hat thief He wears a dustman's hat

submitted 543 days ago • 5 comments

You've heard of Dr Quinn, Medicine Woman? Well get ready for

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Total Wipeout and Takeshi's Castle should get the live experience treatment. They're basically built for that.

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Total Wipeout and Takeshi's Castle should get the live experience treatment. They're basically built for that.

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"You're... umm... fired?" - The Apprehensive

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I love geometry, this shit is fun.

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“Rice bags” part 1 of 3

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Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, eating her curds and whey:

submitted 3 days ago • 32 comments

Doug Stan Doug Stanhope Doug Stanhope close to me

submitted 39 days ago • 1 comment

I was going to make a post about what's on the inside of a baseball, but...

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That's not a real fishmonger, it's just a plaiceholder.

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I am not to be trifled with. I prefer to eat my desserts alone.

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It's been said before, but it really is striking how even within what he's pitching as a potentially limitless VR world beyond our wildest imaginations, the only things that Zuckerberg can imagine are new ways to do meetings.

submitted 6 days ago • 44 comments

Just looked up what Spandau Ballet means and I've got to say that's not what I was expecting.

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I think they’re beans.

submitted 8 days ago • 4 comments

getting fired from my closed captioning job for writing "[speaking English]" for all English dialogue

submitted 199 days ago • 27 comments

No, violets aren't blue, nor are they violet, I think you must be confusing them with the roses.

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One thing that I don't particularly mind about keeping on getting the same adverts is that you can pinpoint specifically all the details that you hate about it.

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If there's one life lesson I've learnt this term it's that compliments are the fucking best.

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Someone described my improv style as having a sort of Acaster/Ayoade level of wonder, and that's one of the best compliments I've ever gotten, absolutely talking that one.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I don't know the lines beyond the first two

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I'm so pleased with this, it's my favourite pun I've ever made.

submitted 10 days ago • 1 comment

An ancient scroll with "LOL" written on it is anacronymism.

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1 Like = 1 category of things that you could make this genre of post around.

submitted 28 days ago • 1 comment

But then, like, what would imaginary estate even be? I feel like the adjective is redundant and they just want it to sound cooler.

submitted 26 days ago • 0 comments

"In Da Club" by 50 Cent and "Save All Your Kisses For Me" by Brotherhood of Man are my favourite 2 songs that have a plot twist in them that I wasn't aware of for a while.

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Taxies are called "tax"ies because they're in land, revving you.

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Me when I want my horse, Air Fryer, to be calm:

submitted 11 days ago • 6 comments

“is this your card?”

submitted 11 days ago • 3 comments

I'm in Aberdeen for the Granite Noir crime writing festival, and this knife was in my hotel room.

All acting is method acting. The method is that they act.

a lot of people rn are like "I voted for the You're Fired guy and then he fired me, what the hell!"

No one's ever told me I look like someone else and I don't know how to feel about it.

I did a thing.

My old man's a hat thief He wears a dustman's hat

You've heard of Dr Quinn, Medicine Woman? Well get ready for

Total Wipeout and Takeshi's Castle should get the live experience treatment. They're basically built for that.

Total Wipeout and Takeshi's Castle should get the live experience treatment. They're basically built for that.

"You're... umm... fired?" - The Apprehensive

I love geometry, this shit is fun.

“Rice bags” part 1 of 3

Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, eating her curds and whey:

Doug Stan Doug Stanhope Doug Stanhope close to me

I was going to make a post about what's on the inside of a baseball, but...

That's not a real fishmonger, it's just a plaiceholder.

I am not to be trifled with. I prefer to eat my desserts alone.

It's been said before, but it really is striking how even within what he's pitching as a potentially limitless VR world beyond our wildest imaginations, the only things that Zuckerberg can imagine are new ways to do meetings.

Just looked up what Spandau Ballet means and I've got to say that's not what I was expecting.

I think they’re beans.

getting fired from my closed captioning job for writing "[speaking English]" for all English dialogue

No, violets aren't blue, nor are they violet, I think you must be confusing them with the roses.

One thing that I don't particularly mind about keeping on getting the same adverts is that you can pinpoint specifically all the details that you hate about it.

If there's one life lesson I've learnt this term it's that compliments are the fucking best.

Someone described my improv style as having a sort of Acaster/Ayoade level of wonder, and that's one of the best compliments I've ever gotten, absolutely talking that one.

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't know the lines beyond the first two

I'm so pleased with this, it's my favourite pun I've ever made.

An ancient scroll with "LOL" written on it is anacronymism.

1 Like = 1 category of things that you could make this genre of post around.

But then, like, what would imaginary estate even be? I feel like the adjective is redundant and they just want it to sound cooler.

"In Da Club" by 50 Cent and "Save All Your Kisses For Me" by Brotherhood of Man are my favourite 2 songs that have a plot twist in them that I wasn't aware of for a while.

Taxies are called "tax"ies because they're in land, revving you.

Me when I want my horse, Air Fryer, to be calm:

“is this your card?”

The X Factor is hosted by Dermot O'Leary. The Eczema Factor is hosted by Dermot O'Logical.

Incoming Asteroid xkcd.com/3049

Roses are red Violets are silly Former Blackburn defender Zurab Khizanishvili