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Adding "Are You Afraid of the Darklake?"

Lord, what I'd give for just a single assuring Mark Rylance head nod in real life.

Nazi punks fuck off for sure but I'd love for nazis who like other types of music and ones who don't like music at all to also fuck off

Unsolicited track listing for THE GORGE: "I Saw the Sign" "Scoping You Out" "Hole Lotta Love" "Broken Lines of Communication" "Branching Out" "Pew, Pew, Pews!" "Stick Close to Me" "Nightmare Weaver" "Cloaker? I Hardly Knew 'er!" "Poem? I Hardly Knew 'im!" "Mission: Hairy Position" "I Got the Tower"

Some brilliant folks made an app called Festiv that will make your SXSW schedule for you and it's, well, brilliant. I hope they make it for every festival. www.reddit.com/r/SXSW/comme...

Now streaming on Mubi! Enjoy!

THINGS WILL BE DIFFERENT is now on Hulu, and great fun if you’re the sort of person who enjoys not knowing what the fuck is going on in a movie. (Read nothing in advance.) Also EUREKA is now on MUBI and features my single favorite performance of last year. (Alaina Clifford as part 2’s cop.)

The next Bond movie will be titled "Time to Die Mister Bond, Handcrafted Artisanal Film Movie for Men – Perfecf Christmas Gift and Funny Realistic Spy Gag, Harmless Entertainment Prank for Kids and Adults, Realistic Vanilla Scent 7.9 Ounce Motion Picture (Pack of 1)"

Ecco the Dolph Lundgren

I'll take "least popular Pornhub categories" for 200, Alex

The best thing about Matt Damon being cast as Odysseus is it means THE ODYSSEY is now the ultimate “we need to get Matt Damon home” movie

easy fix u just have to separate the whites from the colors

MILES AHEAD (2016) | D: Don Cheadle #OnePerfectShot

I guess now that it's screened publicly I can say that REFLECTIONS IN A DEAD DIAMOND is my favorite Cattet/Forzani yet and one of the coolest Eurospy movies ever.

"Hellur!" -Madea naming her favorite Severance character

Love is love, y'all.

"Just pretend I’m a shoe. A panting, buxom shoe." www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/ple...

This movie is droll and charrrrrrrrrrrming.

This'll be the last time I'm credited as such (for only the best reasons, mind you). #TheGorge

Ya boi's second proper premiere. Please watch #TheGorge on Apple TV+ this weekend. Tell your friends. Hell, tell your enemies.

Missing Scott Wampler right now. :(

he looks like the two banshees of inisherin guys combined

I've come to the decision that I will now be supporting the Eagles.

a guy writing a song about how much you suck is basically an itysl sketch and it going number one and a bunch of grammys and being performed at the super bowl is perfect heightening

Gonzo's to-do list

Respect. www.americancinematheque.com/now-showing/...

NBC Producers Deny Using AI In New Series ‘Detective Fireman Lawyer Chicago Los Angeles Show’ theonion.com/nbc-pro...

watching the Making of Swordfish doc (don't ask/don't judge) and Dominic Sena talks about how John Travolta likes to keep it light on set and has little pranks he likes to play. like Travolta asked to do one more take of the coffee shop scene and pulled out this giant teacup out of nowhere lmao

THE DOORS (1991) | D: Oliver Stone #OnePerfectShot

Oh, hey, look at that.