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Gregg is a former Marine and Forest Service ranger. He's saved the lives of hikers dangling off a cliff or going through cardiac arrest, and he's bravely fought forest fires to save small rural towns. 100% of his salary is paid by WA state. Elon fired him. Share his story.

Elon

every nazi deserves only one thing:

"There are no nations. There are no peoples. There are no Russians. There are no Arabs. There are no third worlds. There is no West. There is only one holistic system of systems, one vast and immane, interwoven, interacting, multivariate, multinational dominion of dollars."

There’s something happening in this country.

Medicaid is not for sale. NASA is not for sale. The Post Office is not for sale. America is not for sale. We have an obligation to resist kings. We outnumber them. And they can be overwhelmed.

keep waiting for the day when we all find out we're living in a particularly annoying Stephen King book

prove to me this man has fucked, even once

the best thing about getting cryptically drunk alone on a thursday nite is knowing that you have transcended time and space and no one can hurt you

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It's not a great DJ name, if I'm being honest.

love my great nation. not the schools though they teach wrong. not the agriculture though the workers are immigrants. not the scientists though they try to trick me. not the great cities though they’re elite. HATE the great cities. not my neighbors though they criticize my nation. I love the banks

The only way out of this mess is when everyone in the country is desperate to feel a billionaire's hot blood on their hands

How many people had I already killed? There were those six that I knew about for sure. Close enough to blow their last breath in my face.

Don't post AI slop. And if you repost by mistake, as I've done, delete it. When you have something to say and attach AI art, you're undercutting your message and hurting artists. Pay or barter for art. There's a reason good things cost money and take time. AI art is harmful and it looks like ass.

We are here folks.

i'm going to assume this is pancake batter and not jon's secret bio fridge exploding

the bit that's hard to explain about fascism is that when these people believe they are superior and never let doubt creep into their minds, it's intoxicating. why dampen euphoria with reality?

going to Haddonfield, gluing a michael myers mask to elon's head, and chasing him down the street until he gets run over by a cop and dies in a fiery explosion

A lifetime of rewatching 80s underdog movies lead me to expect more comeuppance for rich people

If you read all four KISS autobiographies it's like Rashomon for idiots.

This is the review that got me blacklisted by EA. Some shitbag executive wanted me fired.

This is it, Garf. The end of the road. You have enough water to get you to next week. Maybe someone will drive by. Maybe not. I'm going to look for a quiet place to die.

this is from 1994 and still correct, simpsons does not miss

free him

Detective. Detective. DETECTIVE! ... You're looking for me.

*strings up elon musk* *hands out baseball bats to children*

if the future of american democracy relies on the ability of regular citizens to rise up against state tyranny maybe you guys shouldn’t have spent the last hundred years propping up a system explicitly designed to keep us all exactly poor and sick enough to never be able to do that

Tonight, you pukes will sleep with your rifles. You will give your rifle a girl's name because that is the only pussy you people are going to get. Your days of finger-banging ol' Mary Jane Rottencrotch through her pretty pink panties are over!

I wasn't going to make a whiskey sour, but then I realized that everyone in America who makes less than six digits a year is basically slave labor paying taxes to billionaires. now I am making a whiskey sour

I love all the headlines that are like "what does elon musk want?" because the answer is too crazy to be articulated by anyone who isn't terrifically high on three different drugs

"It’s disgusting and, frankly, counterproductive to point out that I voted for this. To imply that I had personal free will and agency when I walked into a voting booth and picked Mayor Bomberman is insulting."

"YOU'RE A BAD MOTHERFUCKER" "hey I love you" - me every night to my cat

every dorito that is not a Dorito is a fool's errand

Billy Joel and Elton John should have entered a telepod and combined their powers, becoming Elton Joel, bisexual

Not to get too intense about everything going on but it is really an ideology of death run by evil skeleton people who drink from a dread altar of blood

Billy Joel was out there using instagram filters in 1973. this looks like the killer reveal shot in a slasher movie, but airbushed within an inch of its life

I might be poor in finances, but I’m rich in ideas and love and friendship and unicorns and self delusion

I am 75% finished with a ~175-page Jethro Tull song ranking and history (in six chapters) that started out as an excuse to smoke weed and listen to prog rock

Seeing an ass pic