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On behalf of Earth, I apologize to all Martian micro-organisms accidentally killed by our ignorance. I'd like to say it won't happen again, but sadly we Earthlings are even dumber now. www.popularmechanics.com/science/a643...

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Favorite warranties: 1. Lifetime 2. 5 Year Parts & Labor 3. 60,000 Mile Powertrain

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Somehow, the future is both going to be a dystopian techno sci-fi hellscape AND we're gonna have coal and measles and robber barons and a permanent underclass. Philip K. Dickens

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Gen X continues to prove that drinking leaded hose water isn't a flex

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I just need everyone to watch this and understand I have been laughing about it for 24 hours

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Did the Denver Nuggets get taken over by a private equity firm

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MMR vaccine doesn’t just prevent measles, mumps, and rubella. It also prevents RFK Jr. from showing up at your child’s funeral to exploit your grief at your most vulnerable moment.

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Good god. That is. a look. mcmansionhell.com/post/7801924...

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This dude is currently live on Tik Tok protesting. I’m telling yall, the waters are churning more and more out there.

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thebaffler.com/salvos/wrenc...

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Whatever the reason was, it exposed half of the electorate—the 77 million people who voted for Trump—as either fundamentally unserious, decadent, or weak. And no empire can survive the degeneration of its people www.thebulwark.com/p/the-americ...

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There are only three possible explanations as to why Americans voted for this man: they wanted what he promised; they didn’t believe what he promised; or they didn’t understand what he promised.

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watching ken chang toss out banger shitposts on linkedin evokes the exact same feeling as watching mike trout put up 10 WAR seasons on the Angels

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Heaven Enacts Retaliatory Tariffs On U.S.-Bound Miracles

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Incredibly moving. 1000s of Lithuanians lined the streets of the capital Vilnius yesterday to honor the four US soldiers killed on their soil. As their bodies are repatriated to the US, their President will be nowhere to be seen, except on a Florida golf course. (📸 Gedinimas Varvuolis)

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If our democracy dies, this is its epitaph

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The question of if a country could fuck itself harder than the UK did with Brexit has today been answered.

submitted 11 days ago • 818 comments

Same here. Same here. arstechnica.com/science/2025...

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The tariffs Trump announced were higher than anyone expected. This is a bigger shock to the economy than the infamous Smoot-Hawley tariff of 1930, especially when you bear in mind that international trade is about three times as important now as it was then. paulkrugman.substack.com/p/will-carel...

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This, everyday from invading Iraq through the end of this administration. at a minimum.

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The stupid. It burns. Unfortunately, all of us: www.noahpinion.blog/p/tariffs-an...

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We simply had to intentionally destroy the world’s strongest economy while dismantling our scientific and educational infrastructure to ensure that a team with a trans girl would never finish second place in the Mountain West volleyball standings again

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You can fucking say that again.

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Young peolple today have it too easy. YOU try and jerk off to this and see how it works. Something there MIGHT be a boob.

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I put a roadkill-eating haunted pork muppet who hates life-saving medicine in charge of a nation's health. AITA?

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Uhh. WTF? talkingpointsmemo.com/edblog/more-...

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I love looking at my cat and thinking “she doesn’t know who Elon musk is”

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talkingpointsmemo.com/edblog/a-hos...

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Pete Hegseth keeps texting me that I have unpaid EZ Pass tolls

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Spray-Painted Penis Only Thing Holding Cybertruck Together

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Fiber optic cables cover the lines of contact now. Welcome to modern warfare. #OSINT #Russia #UkraineWar

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What a shit show: www.lawyersgunsmoneyblog.com/2025/03/eggs...

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www.jalopnik.com/1810396/amaz...

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ffs. Not good. www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...

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that’s great I love it when that doesn’t happen

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I will think about this all the way to my grave.

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My FIL started giving the phone number of the woman running their HOA to spam porn bots and telling them to ask for "Robert" who is her husband and I think I have a lot to learn from this man

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www.popularmechanics.com/science/envi...

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Honey please stop looking over at me everytime we're watching a show where a middle aged man is struggling with his father's emotional withholding

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Once upon a time, when you pictured THE METAVERSE, you imagined some bad-ass SNOW CRASH shit, but welcome to reality, where billions of dollars spent gets us these low-rez bags of digital sausage sitting around and gabbling at one another in an alien's approximation of human conversation.

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www.dailykos.com/stories/2025...

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www.dailykos.com/stories/2025...

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Nazi Hopes Elon Musk Antisemitism Apology As Disingenuous As It Seemed theonion.com/nazi-ho...

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FBI Uncovers Al-Qaeda Plot To Just Sit Back And Enjoy Collapse Of United States

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30% of men who used hammers to punch their penises still believe using hammers to punch their penises was the right call.

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Same. Plus, he looks like a rotten russet potato.

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