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New York by way of North Carolina I was a History major before Hamilton was cool.
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A last-minute own goal to snatch a draw from the jaws of defeat? We love to see it. #ForTheCrown

Live skeets, y’all @bsky.app

Oh boy, are you gonna pay us in scrip we can only spend at the company store, too??

wall street, working to elect a senile fascist: Haha fuck yeah!!! Yes!! wall street, being governed by a senile fascist: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck.

Rest of the country forced to be Eagles fans

finally some good news

people in the south are on balance better at driving in winter conditions than people in the midwest/northeast because salt trucks are far more scarce. when they do face inclement weather they have experience driving through it on a far higher difficulty setting. in addition the food is better there

It's going to be an incredible few months of the New York Post doing stories about Manhattan Men Victimized By Congestion Pricing and then it instantly being revealed that the person interviewed is a billionaire because they invented "convenience fees" or hold the patent for Sinus Headaches.

I'm a recovering heroin addict and my dealers were less predatory than this

RIP to the only decent country ass president of my lifetime

Chinese food & a movie. It’s what Chrismukkah is all about!

I heard there was a secret ooze that turned four reptiles into dudes, but you don’t really care for turtles do ya

I think we can confidently say he’s New York’s biggest @charlotte-fc.bsky.social fan

Our parents put on a movie about how hoarding unfettered wealth is terrible for you & wonder why our generation isn’t down with capitalism

SIMPLY HAVING A

I want to say something without sounding like I’m defending this particular case: it is an extremely bad thing, if you support broad exercise of the pardon power, that “bad stories make it not worth doing the good ones” controls rather than “better to pardon one undeserving alongside ten deserving”

I flew through Chicago when I was…16, but I’ve never actually been there. Would like to at some point.

LA Galaxy’s GK has a STRONG “recent hair transplant” hairline

Oh look! It’s a gallery of things I must now order online because it takes 20 minutes to find the Keeper of the Deodorant Key

watching your own team win is the best part of being a sports fan but a close second is the pure joy of watching complete nonsense happen on the field while having no rooting interest whatsoever

“Neo-liberal” has become what “hipster” was a decade ago: an all-purpose word that lazy dumbfucks use to describe anything they don’t like. Anyway, the Beatles managed to go their entire career without making anything that sucks, so obviously McKay can’t relate to them

What else is going on…… Oh, I made party sandwiches by baking focaccia in a bundt pan.

THEY DOXXED EA-NĀṢIR

“Papa, why are so many people there going for the Chiefs?” “My boy, 8 years ago they were all Patriots fans. Let me tell you about bandwagoners…”

For some reason the X-Men animated series theme fits perfectly with the Garfield and Friends intro.

Jake Paul looks like if Cooper Kupp had a Wario