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Princess Queer. She/Her
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Why does Sharona from Monk look so much like Chappell Roan??

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Why don't Persona 4 and 5 have a girl mode, I want to live vicariously through an anime baddie, not some.. some NERD!

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

My slow as internet took OVER A DAY downloading Marvel Rivals only for it to IMMEDIATELY start installing an 'update' of 56GB!!! FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK

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I want to be so good at something that people let me get away with horrific sex crimes 😔 WAIT I DIDN'T MEAN IT LIK-

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

Only based people write posts to their follower base of bots. I'm not coping.

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

free him

submitted 5 days ago • 18 comments

I think I was a trilobite in a past life

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

'Black Skinhead' doesn't uhh.. really hit the same anymore

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submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

I almost came close to almost overdosing on salbutamol from an inhaler, how? SHUT UP, STOP BULLYING ME

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

EPA Warns Of Dangerous Levels Of Romance In Air theonion.com/epa-war...

submitted 10 days ago • 30 comments

I fucking despise how good old Kanye was, like this guy put out TCD AND A NAZI T-SHIRT WEBSITE?? This is Kanye's last call for y'all to ignore him.

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

I don't get how child me didn't realise 'Sex is on fire' was about having chlamydia, I was such an idiot!!!!

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

"'DOES HE DO THE WHISTLE!!?!?' HAAAAHAHAH 'DOES HE DO THE WHISTLE' AHAHAHAH'" A gunshot rings out, silence, stunned silence, and then all 240 pounds of Ricky Gervais hits the wooden stage floor with a gleeful bounce.

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

I think my strategy for gaming bluesky users didn't work 😪

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

Strategy for massaging your internet addicted brain: Construct blue pilled, normie posts to draw in the innocent ones among us to your profile. Only then will they find out you're a vile individual WHO ENJOYS THE SOUND OF NAILS GOING DOWN A CHALKBOARD and getting pegged

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

The worst thing about not being American is having to hear about the Super Bowl non stop for 2 weeks. May the algorithm save me from the red, white and blue plague

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

Cupid is a grifter, sleazebag cant even hit his shots

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

I need a perfume that smells like narcissism. Call it 'Elon Musk'

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

My inner dialogue when it's time to start procrastinating (it's too much effort to doom scroll at this point)

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

that EA exec saying "the reason Veilguard failed is because it didn't have enough multiplayer features" is making me dread the new mass effect, I think I'm just done with Bioware tbh

submitted 16 days ago • 36 comments

There’s losing a rap beef, and then there’s the American Heart Association going “did you know that dissing Drake can save lives?”

submitted 16 days ago • 52 comments

Now that we got both transgender girls out of high school sports, I guess the streets of America are finally safe again.

submitted 17 days ago • 77 comments

Are there any Gen Z on here?? No offense y'all but I can tell you're all over 30

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Music peaked in 2017, I want Brockhampton back

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

Zach Bryan's music screamed "I'm abusive" from day 1

submitted 24 days ago • 0 comments

You: Why do I feel so tired Body: Coffee and chips are not a meal Body: Eat a vegetable Body: Sleep You: Guess we'll never know Body: Oh my god

submitted 24 days ago • 59 comments