willowzane.bsky.social - Profile | ThreadSky | a Reddit-style client for Bluesky

Okay okay okay okay... Hear me out... What if the waitstaff dressed as owls? The restaurant could become forest themed. You'd sit on a moss covered floor to have a picnic with your friends while owls bring you craft beverages. Total rebrand.

submitted 2 days ago • 2 comments

When I was a kid, "children should be seen and not heard" was a popular saying. No one really took it seriously but I still became a literary writer who fucking struggles to string a sentence together out loud so I guess I kinda did.

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

Being a vessel is so draining.

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

The stress of a mystery puddle when both your home and pet are aging. Wheh.

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

[my world crumbling around me] what am i gonna make for dinner

submitted 4 days ago • 11 comments

There's something low key abusive about dirt and worms. No wonder millennials have trash mental health.

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

My favorite part was when it compared a storm pulling trees from the ground to a toddler pulling candles from a birthday cake. But my favorite favorite part was when it said that mental illness was diarrhea of the mind.

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

Falling asleep listening to the audio book for The Prince of Tides: this writing is amazing. Haunting. Visceral. Waking up to the main character shouting a racial slur over and over to make his psychiatrist uncomfortable: noooooooooo

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

I haven't reinstalled tiktok since the ban and now I feel really fucking left out of this angler fish tragedy.

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

Today's NYT's wordle felt very personal.

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

My wife has given me a Valentine's Day envelope addressed to "pudq'snH," which any true devotee of Star Trek will tell you is a Klingon term of endearment, meaning "The One I Will Kill Last," introduced in the classic Next Generation epis- What? (flips envelope 180 degrees) Ohhhhh riiiight got it

submitted 10 days ago • 277 comments

Just wrote some of the most beautiful lesbian shit in my life. Can't wait to make it tragic

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

The thinner tree was cut down years ago, and the larger one has been supporting and feeding it since then. They "wake up" together in the spring and "go to sleep" together in the autumn. This natural phenomenon is known as inosculation.

submitted 10 days ago • 320 comments

As a reward for writing above wordcount on the project I was actually supposed to be working on, I opened a pack of Magic cards. ME: …huh. Hey, STEPSON, got a question for you. STEPSON: Whazzup? ME: I just pulled this out of a pack and— STEPSON: OH GOD, AN EDGAR MARKOV

submitted 10 days ago • 8 comments

Heard my mother call memes "very famous pictures"

submitted 11 days ago • 2 comments

bluesky should add reacjis and if you choose 🤣 it deletes your account

submitted 11 days ago • 89 comments

Bummed. The popular young nephew I've been preparing to rule after me has died under mysterious circumstances. Gonna cry on the shoulder of his charmless but ambitious brother, who was first to offer condolences to me

submitted 11 days ago • 32 comments

a great source of vitamin eeeeeee

submitted 11 days ago • 6 comments

maybe millennials are poor because of all the photoshopping. they should try photosaving

submitted 11 days ago • 19 comments

Thank You !!! Joy and revelation and a gorgeous format and layout!! @manderleypress.bsky.social

submitted 11 days ago • 48 comments

My mom finally asked me “so do you like older men” and I was like “well I don’t like younger men”

submitted 11 days ago • 8 comments

a plugin that dubs all your movies in uwu

submitted 11 days ago • 4 comments

the fifth string present on some bass guitars is used by players as an emergency garrote

submitted 11 days ago • 8 comments

"If there's a lot of emdashes, that's not a real writer, it's a robot!" Writers: Lol. yeah, okay, how about I emdash my foot up your--

submitted 11 days ago • 11 comments

my dog is literally honk shoo-ing right now, the internet is real

submitted 11 days ago • 8 comments

Is this manuscript therapeutic or ripping open scabs? Has an author ever been driven insane by their own work? Will any of my “serious” writing friends ever give a shit? Does that person think about me as much as I think about them? Should I eat a box of donuts?

submitted 11 days ago • 2 comments

I thought for sure I’d remember. #amwriting #writing #writersky

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

Just because you can get used to something... tolerate it, doesn't make it compatible with happiness. Is living a half life any way to live at all?

submitted 16 days ago • 1 comment

“But, I’m a talking tree!” said the oak. “And, you will dialogue,” replied the lumberjack.

submitted 16 days ago • 56 comments

Oh no, all my dreams are coming true. :(

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

told my friend she was drawing her eyebrows too high and then she looked at me all surprised

submitted 17 days ago • 20 comments

submitted 17 days ago • 160 comments

Would be a really bad time for my face to get stuck like this

submitted 17 days ago • 11 comments

Are you normal or do you have 1,440 alarms in your phone at 1 minute intervals? The amount of scrolling I need to do in order to set an afternoon alarm is getting to be unreal. Yes I could just enter a new alarm every time, but you see how that contributes to the problem.

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

I'm never at my best this early in the apocalypse.

submitted 18 days ago • 9 comments

I think I’m gonna begin some freak thing like referring to my body as “this vessel” until someone asks me what’s going on

submitted 18 days ago • 16 comments

Great news guys! An asteroid is coming! Like… seriously.

submitted 18 days ago • 120 comments

#StreetArt ✊🏿✊🏾✊🏽✊🏼✊🏻✊️

submitted 19 days ago • 169 comments

Cry wolf! The whole moral to that story is, "don't lie all the time because they won't believe you when it's finally true". You never lied. It was ALWAYS true. The wolf was always coming. Now it's here, and your cry is just as valid now as it was then. The fucking wolf is here!

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

Capital shattering then oozing back together like T-1000, same as it ever was

submitted 18 days ago • 1 comment

Probably the worst thing about social media is when some random corncob tells you that you don’t know anything a topic you’ve written a WHOLE ASS BOOK ABOUT.

submitted 19 days ago • 38 comments

Do one thing every day that scares you. Me: reads the news

submitted 19 days ago • 378 comments

Mom, can I hold your hand…?

submitted 19 days ago • 388 comments

i think im better off just staying in my own little world at this point

submitted 18 days ago • 11 comments

have reached the point of the grief process where it just hits like a freight train out of nowhere

submitted 18 days ago • 1 comment

Almost two weeks ago, I found out I was one of 40 people getting laid off from NBC News. Those who know me know I’ve wanted to go independent for a long time. Later this month, I’m launching @spitfirenews.com. We need journalism that is louder than ever. spitfirenews.com/p/an-introdu...

submitted 18 days ago • 447 comments