wiltedpotato.bsky.social
In a world where you can be anything, be kind.
DON’T PANIC! Always know where your towel is.
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What’s that they like to say about how much they love freedom of speech?
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Donnie Iris
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It’s either Sunday or I missed it and owe my Dad a steak.
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What kind of jelly? I need to know for science.
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Jambalaya. Rice was undercooked and was way too spicy because I put too much cayenne pepper in it. Have not tried to tackle that one again yet.
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It took me way longer than it should have to register Trump in a dump.
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Dipping chicken nuggets in vanilla pudding weird or hopscotch in the rain weird?
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He’s probably used to telling people to “go back to Africa” but it’s probably the first time he said it to a white person.
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All he’s doing is back peddling because now that he’s got what he wants he doesn’t care anymore. Typical billionaire only cares for himself. Thats all it is.
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Aww does someone have buyers remorse?
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It’s all distraction in hopes that everyone would forget that he’s a drug addict who actively participated in the shit he is now bitching about all so he could build his database.
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Yeah. It’s all the unregulated space X explosions
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Is it tomorrow yet?
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I always respond with a “Mentally, emotionally, or physically?”
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I don’t care how famous they are the best way to follow up a name drop is by simply asking “Who? Yeah I don’t know who that is.”
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Is anybody really surprised by this? Coming from mister “people shouldn’t take medical advice from me”?
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Looks like all this time we were wrong. He’s not orange. He’s yellow. Coward.
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Yes
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I used to run around the house screaming “HEY JAMBI!” as a little terror.
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Doing ok. Hydrated? Check. Caffeinated? Not currently. Kind? As best as I can be.
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Finding secret weed is like finding the fries at the bottom of the bag after you’ve finished eating. It’s just a nice little treat.
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It probably took this long for it to finally hear about the school kids teasing about going to Jupiter to get more stupider.
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I hope not a fundamentalist because then there is definitely more than one unhappy lady.
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“God doesn’t want me to be happy.” Must be catholic
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They can’t be vegans because it seems like they’ve got some beef to deal with.
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Dating in today’s day and age is a nightmare. You also have to be an exert in psychology to try to pick up on any red flags indicating severe mental issues or micro expressions indicating they are lying.
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I never got in to Doctor Who except for the old school episodes the used to play on PBS after midnight on the weekends. Is it too late to start watching?