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Me playing soccer in the yard after exactly 2.5 hard seltzers

Shai Silly Goose Alexander

In today’s Bandwagon I talked to A’s fans — current and former — on the decision to stay loyal or sever ties. It’s also so thoughtful and heartfelt and I’m so appreciative of the people who weighed in! open.substack.com/pub/bandwago...

I just got to book two of Jerusalem and oh my God it's so wonderful I ate my modernist vegetables like a good boy and now I get to eat a child's fantasy adventure on acid

When Randy Bennett expertly recruits Australia and opens up a pipeline of overlooked talent that keeps St. Mary's rolling as a mid-major powerhouse, he is praised for his creativity. But when Donald Trump does the same thing with Afrikaners as part of his work to discover grating racist shitheads,

Been reading Alan Moore's _Jerusalem_ and it early on features one of the best and funniest biblically-accurate angel encounters Our poor human is basically having his mind raped by knowledge, sobbing, making incoherent noises "This continued for two and three-quarter hours"

The president is disappearing people

HOW DOES THE CONCLAVE SELECT A POPE? (1) First, the severed head of John the Baptist, called "Baphomet," is removed from its reliquary, taken from the Knights Templar by Pope Clement V during the ritual massacre of the order's members

Get you some pope, bitch