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Hurt his feelings
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Seriously, I can't tell whether this is a conscious "fuck you I'll die a Big Important Baseball Person" thing or he's actually stupid enough to be like "certainly the 'sell the team' banners will stop now that I've promised to fuck around for just one (1) more decade"
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No one knows what it's like To feel these feelings Like I do And I blame Jews
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WHO WANTS SOME K? YUMMY YUMMY CIA-SUPER-K?
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Pretended?
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"You're allowed to speak the truth now, children, but be sure to come back for your marching orders"
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Fact Check: It is medically impossible for the President to get off Twitter
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"Obviously, Elon, I can understand you keeping quiet about how you knew the President of the United States committed sex crimes against children until just now"
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YES, ACCUSE THE PRESIDENT OF BEING A SENILE PUPPET YES DO IT
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Before you throw in with Emperor Caligula against me, think CAREFULLY
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j/o motion
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leering down at Elon while I make him crawl into my sex torture dungeon like a dog, holding the serotonin just out of his reach
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It was a good conversation, pleasure was had by all; you wish you were able to have the pleasure of the conversation
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Serve the public trust Protect the innocent Uphold the law Accept the narrative of white genocide in South Africa
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boh-NAN-ZAAAAAA!
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This country gets less respect than Rodney Dangerfield, let me tell you
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Best things WHPS have ever done (1) Get shoved out of the way by Alexander Haig (2) Mercilessly answered "Opposed," when asked "What is the President [Obama's] position on slavery, especially since . . . " while the reporter was clearly realizing what a horrible question it was
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People came at her over her post about who is a good White House Press Secretary but she STOOD BY IT, because she has CHARACTER
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How does this compare to greek/turkish coffee
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Flowers For Wintermute
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404 - HAM NOT FOUND
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Emmanuel Goldstein? In MY penis?
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I've heard it suggested that it may be the result of having to do things in French and German for the normans and saxons, but I don't think the etymology makes sense
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One year of experience? They told me to go to the ER after 72 hours
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Why should I be denied pains-taking accomplishments just because I am a high-ranking government minister
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Great part of the ad is "interested? Call our computer guy, Mr. Reeves, at this extension"
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Just this morning I drank a leader of water and urinated a leader of piss
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We're going to focus on vast and trunkless legs of stone, massive sculpted visages, with the AI things and the computer
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EGG
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"Merde merde merde merde merde"
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IT FEELS SO GOOD OH MY GOD, YES
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Clearly you've thought carefully about this
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Does that not seem like something he would do
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It's a sentient lump of shit, what more can you ask for
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This is like that bit with Theranos where a Walgreens exec pushed back at someone pointing out that they were obviously being scammed with "but what if it's somehow not a scam; not getting ripped off is not worth the risk of doing something different from everyone else"
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stinky lady parade
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BRILLIANT PLAN, FACEBOOK SLOP ACCOUNT OPERATOR
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Well, you can always try the bar exam again
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This would make any Athletics fan take heart, so what a shame that they're all gone
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What is the countersign