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The last remaining Windows 98 Tech Support agent. Blacklisted by several gaming publications.
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Lol JD Vance killed the pope

He is gonna accidentally kill the pope or set fire to the sistine chapel or something

HAPPY MEAT SOCK MONDAY BLUESKY GET THAT MEAT GANG, THIS WEEK WILL BE GREAT

Hoppy Easter everybunny

Actually one of my favorite games of the last decade you all need to purchase and play this now

Its Easter Confess your gaming sins to Gamer Jesus

Hoppy Easter everybunny

Successfully rewired a dryer outlet today, feeling like an actual electrician

Current mood

Fixin' to assert that, despite evidence to the contrary, Fergie's "London Bridge" is in fact a "certified hood classic"

been playing ESO for about 10 hours now and it's fine as far as an MMO goes. Bear in mind I almost never play MMOs so not the best judge of character. I am a little confused because its so easy? Like I'm never challenged, even doing dungeons I just seem to steamroll everything.

Happy Easter, i saw a video arguing Jesus was autistic and now i can't stop giggling at that thought

katy perry is the jimmy fallon of music

Pierre Poilievre is living in the past. #Debate2025

Carney is playing it cool, Poilievre can't get over his Trudeau crush, Blanchette is on the warpath and Singh wants scorched earth Democracy manifest

Watching the Canadian federal debate and if y'all were wondering how its going, per the CBC analyst: "if Poilievre doesn't pull a rabbit out of his hat tonight he's going to have a very angry party on the 28th"

I’m crying real tears

Me when my dad deleted his Reddit account

Tried to watch the new Content Cop but it was so whiny and unimportant. Maybe its a big deal for some people but i have a full time job and have had sex so its just useless white noise to me, total radio static.

this is like the avengers for people who spend their day on twitch dot tv

Stone cold sober, but join me tomorrow as i get drunk watching the Canadian federal debate

Gay robocop be like Dick or Ass you're cummin in me

A humorous element of this is every piece of MAGA merch is now 2x more expensive because they were all made in China

I hope people keep paying attention because this keeps happening. He's doing these big, idiot swings and hoping to knock everything down and when something stands up to him, Canada, China, or people in the US, he throws a tantrum like an angry child and stomps his feet in anger So small So weak

Trans rights are human rights.

Stop ragging on Katy Perry for going on Bezo's spacecraft. Rag on her for being the face of the worst The Sims 3 content pack.

My proudest hipster take is i honestly never loved Harry Potter. I think i read the first book, watched a few of the movies, but never vibed with it much, just felt dull and dumb compared to like, Baldurs Gate or Morrowind or really any RPG game

Bonkers chart from Canadian election polling.

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This is worse than the first months of COVID. Canadians are fucking pissed. Sure hope tourism isn't, say, a major industry in the US

I think MarioRPG, or at least thats the first RPG i remember actually knowing how to play. Then Baldurs Gate and Daggerfall Morrowind was what really made me fall in love with the genre though

2nd mod will be to remove this filter

If the Oblivion remake does drop next week, a rule of thumb from a Bethesda mega-fan N E V E R BUY BETHESDA GAMES AT LAUNCH

apolgy for bad english where were u wen 4chan die i was at house eating dorito when phone ring "4chan is kill" "no"

DSP outlasted 4chan

I constantly remember a magazine ad for Gothic 3 that said something like "Gothic 2 was the Morrowind killer, Gothic 3 will be the Oblivion killer!"

On a more amusing note, the Toronto Public Library had people remix WWII propaganda posters for the current trade war.