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Horny guy pushing the wand release button on his vacuum, then getting disappointed

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You need another one?? What did you do with the 9V battery I gave you six months ago, smoke detector?

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Imagining a 30-something year old in the 1920s wearing a "be patient with me, I'm from the 1800s" tee

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Ratatouille age Ratatouille net worth Ratatouille feet Ratatouille married

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Adams must be removed. The city cannot sustain being governed for nearly a year by a Mayor who is being coerced by Trump admin in order to escape charges. This corruption poses a real threat to the people of the city. He should have resigned a while ago, but will not. So it’s time for him to go.

submitted 18 days ago • 1775 comments

Preparing myself for another 4+ years of democrats doing this in response to the far right fascists seizing and destroying more and more of America

submitted 42 days ago • 2 comments

r/ShadowsOnCaveWallTooHigh

submitted 35 days ago • 0 comments

Skechers slip in casket

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

another successful day of sitting perfectly still and drinking zero water while staring at a magical light up rock. Hell yeah dude. This shit is what our ancestors came down from the trees for.

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

[aqualung voice] sitting on the toilet

submitted 24 days ago • 0 comments

So hey, it's the last night of Jesse and Theresa's fundraiser for Al Otro Lado, supporting people in migration at the US-MX border. If you are able to donate, you've got about an hour to get in under the wire!

submitted 24 days ago • 0 comments

Sorry instagram ad, I am not currently interested in meeting the iconic Japanese toaster, I just have like a lot going on rn

submitted 31 days ago • 0 comments

oil is a sliding thing

submitted 31 days ago • 3 comments

Not a coincidence that advert and pervert are so similar. Both annoying little slimy guys that sneak in and ruin your good time

submitted 31 days ago • 0 comments

Be direct and factual. Just write "This email has found you."

submitted 32 days ago • 1 comment

Taking most things lying down lately

submitted 32 days ago • 0 comments

I saved letting myself go for marriage

submitted 33 days ago • 0 comments

they don't want to admit it but all stickers are scratch and sniff

submitted 33 days ago • 1 comment

God bless

submitted 34 days ago • 527 comments

If Wikipedia is so bad, why did your wife copy-and-paste so much of it into her PhD thesis? 🤔

submitted 36 days ago • 7 comments

r/ShadowsOnCaveWallTooHigh

submitted 35 days ago • 0 comments

It's chilling to think that there are adults in this world who are younger than the whiskey rocks craze

submitted 35 days ago • 1 comment

Resolving to spend more time in brodo this year

submitted 36 days ago • 0 comments

a different version for you posters out there postin' the good fight,

submitted 36 days ago • 2 comments

Just uh, resharing this 🙂

submitted 41 days ago • 19 comments

Walked by a line of parked cars today with dicks drawn in the snow on their hoods. Each dick was smaller than the last. Walking by was like a zoetrope animation.

submitted 41 days ago • 0 comments

Preparing myself for another 4+ years of democrats doing this in response to the far right fascists seizing and destroying more and more of America

submitted 42 days ago • 2 comments

I can’t believe we have four more fucking years of “sign this petition to stop fascism”

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Today I am so excited for the new Rose of Versailles movie dropping end of the month! Heres some cool screenshots from the 1979 anime. Iconic. Timeless. 🥰

submitted 43 days ago • 4 comments

Honking forlornly on bobo

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"oh ho, but just last year you said running people over with with a big steamroller was wrong!” I exclaim delightedly as my enemy fatally runs me over with a big steamroller. it seems I have won this battle of wits

submitted 43 days ago • 52 comments

It's truly amazing to still see people saying things like "well he wouldn't do that. That would be illegal." What happened to your brain man.

submitted 43 days ago • 2 comments

Hey, couple notes on your post. Personally I think it's fine. Totally get it. But someone I imagined, in my head, might not like it. They haven't seen it yet but I'm just saying, if they did. They might freak out a little bit. Anyway take it down or I'm calling the cops

submitted 43 days ago • 32 comments

Made the grievous mistake of making a focaccia for tomorrow a day in advance

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I've got a good feeling about this bank of mysterious fog moving against the wind to blanket our isolated small town.

submitted 191 days ago • 46 comments

This thread is a honeypot to trap the world's stupidest dipshits

submitted 43 days ago • 1 comment

spending so much time with the boys that our diarrhea syncs up

submitted 43 days ago • 30 comments

As a society we need to bring back the wizard robe. That shit looks comfortable as fuck. I just want to be in my moon tower reading my tomes in my wizard robes.

submitted 43 days ago • 0 comments

Dave Matthew's really went off when he said "I ate too much." Spoke for a whole generation.

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