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winnersusedrugs.bsky.social
Snacks, sneakers, Seattle, sideo games.
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Fun fact: these are all the same man

submitted 10 minutes ago • 1 comment

The plan? Produce a newspaper so unethical our contributors win Pulizter prizes for leaving

submitted 5 hours ago • 0 comments

Actually she won for the works that didn't show up in the Washington Post. Specifically, one.

submitted 6 hours ago • 1 comment

I love that the Pulitzer site is straight up like "Yeah, she won because she's so fearless that she quit her job over censorship," and WaPo is still like "Look! We won!" and just acting oblivious to how this makes them look.

submitted 7 hours ago • 11 comments

Excessive? Perhaps. But in my defense: NEW!

submitted 6 hours ago • 3 comments

Was standing outside the vets office, waiting for my ride, and there's an old man sitting on a bench with a six pack of Sunkist. He belched loudly, twice, then looked at me and said, "Now it's your turn!"

submitted 9 hours ago • 1 comment

Vet says it won't be long now. I am beside myself with grief

submitted 10 hours ago • 36 comments

I had no expectations The Last of Us would alter the Seraphites/W.L.F. conflict, but seeing it again in 2025 really underlines how impossible it is to reconcile this fictional war with its real-world inspiration. kotaku.com/last-us-seas...

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Another homemade Mediterranean meal tonight 😎 how about those canoes? Almost picture perfect

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

@lanceicarus.bsky.social hahahh JP hitting the first pitch of the entire game and getting a HR to start the game. Polanco's rubbing off on everybody

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

When I buy myself a little treat in this dystopian hellscape

submitted 3 days ago • 29 comments

Son: dad, what happens after we die Me: [struggling to open jar of pickles after the edibles have kicked in] pickles

submitted 3 days ago • 6 comments

@lanceicarus.bsky.social HOLY SHIT DUDE no 12 is a GRAND SALAMI HOLY SHIIIIIIIT

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

holy shit I just watched a video of a playtester playing an early build of my game!! MY GAME. sobbing

submitted 3 days ago • 5 comments