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This wrapping paper turns everything into bread 🥖 Created by Japanese designer Ippei Tsujio

submitted 15 hours ago • 155 comments

submitted 17 hours ago • 75 comments

Extremely cool nicknames for Miles Mastrobuoni: 1. Masturbation 2. Master Boner 3. Master Roshi

submitted 44 minutes ago • 1 comment

Warms my heart to hear LETS GO MARINERS from a Sacramento crowd 🔱🔱🔱

submitted 47 minutes ago • 0 comments

Fun fact: these are all the same man

submitted 2 hours ago • 1 comment

The plan? Produce a newspaper so unethical our contributors win Pulizter prizes for leaving

submitted 7 hours ago • 0 comments

Actually she won for the works that didn't show up in the Washington Post. Specifically, one.

submitted 8 hours ago • 1 comment

I love that the Pulitzer site is straight up like "Yeah, she won because she's so fearless that she quit her job over censorship," and WaPo is still like "Look! We won!" and just acting oblivious to how this makes them look.

submitted 9 hours ago • 11 comments

Excessive? Perhaps. But in my defense: NEW!

submitted 8 hours ago • 3 comments

Was standing outside the vets office, waiting for my ride, and there's an old man sitting on a bench with a six pack of Sunkist. He belched loudly, twice, then looked at me and said, "Now it's your turn!"

submitted 11 hours ago • 1 comment

Vet says it won't be long now. I am beside myself with grief

submitted 12 hours ago • 36 comments

I had no expectations The Last of Us would alter the Seraphites/W.L.F. conflict, but seeing it again in 2025 really underlines how impossible it is to reconcile this fictional war with its real-world inspiration. kotaku.com/last-us-seas...

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Another homemade Mediterranean meal tonight 😎 how about those canoes? Almost picture perfect

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

@lanceicarus.bsky.social hahahh JP hitting the first pitch of the entire game and getting a HR to start the game. Polanco's rubbing off on everybody

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

When I buy myself a little treat in this dystopian hellscape

submitted 3 days ago • 29 comments