wired2jam.bsky.social
USMC veteran. Small business owner. Musician. Software Engineer for the DoD. ADHD. INTP. GOP cult escapee. No DMs. Unless you’re famous. Or hot. Or funny af.
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He was protecting lawmakers from rioters you fucking clown. She was trying to claw her way through a bashed out window and was warned. If she didn’t have Trump Derangement Syndrome like you, she’d be alive.
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Just goes to show there’s money in trying to crawl through a bashed in window during an insurrection like a crazed lunatic. USA! USA! USA! 🤢🤮
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I don’t give a hoot what you think
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Not gonna lie - The Onion has been on fire recently. This is funny af. Or maybe sad.
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Pointing the gun at the guys head to her her? Lmao
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April Fools?
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I hate Elon Musk as much as the next guy, but isn't this true of most cars?
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Obviously, not enough people are aware @theonion.com is one of the premier parody sites on the internet
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It’s easy if you still have Trumps ball sweat on your fingers.
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And then what? We’re so boned.
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The Government should make that their logo.
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That piece is in serious need of a chinstrap
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I didn’t seek or ask for my government job. I was recruited from the private sector. I took a significant pay cut and ate the cost of moving to DC. I felt like I was the guy they needed to help keep us safe.
Now I’m on my knees with a gun at my head. Not the thanks I was expecting.
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Fortunately, he has no money in hell.
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We better hope the developers are smarter than the AI trying to figure out the 10 to the 80th ways to escape the guardrails
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Simple - get every single person who didn’t vote and regretted that choice to vote dem in the midterms. That’s about 40 million votes that would put the GOP out of business and Trump back to Florida for good.
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When the helicopter called for visual clearance, it was all on him. It’s likely the plane he was watching out for was the wrong one. ATC played no part in this. Not defending the OrangeZilla or his reckless actions. But this had nothing to do with it.
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Huh? Cum again?
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I don't think they collect data on anybody but the user who agreed. But I'd like to see evidence to the contrary.
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Tik Tok is gathering data on everyone you have saved on your phone - not just the user. The problem is although the user agrees to surrender their data, everyone in your contact list did not. Those people may have national security issues they don’t want to compromise.
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Punishing the artists for the fire?
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Any chance that any efforts to prosecute you or Liz Cheney will backfire and cause even more damning evidence will be made public?
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1500 years 😉
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Sad he passed. Happy he passed on Biden’s watch.
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The gravitational pull of two very large masses? Just like we’re on a collision course with Andromeda.
Fun fact, if somehow we were still alive when that happens, our solar system would remain intact. The odds of any planets or stars colliding during these collisions is extremely low. Space is BIG
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We’re still moving. Distance may change, but absolute speed does not.
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Relative to a fixed point in space, add it all up, and we’re moving at around 1M/mph
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I used to have the ASCII/Hex chart printed out and hung onto my bulletin board next to my desk. I could never remember them. Still use them when diagnosing Modbus systems.
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I'm mission critical at the 5-sided Petri dish. I have to work regardless. All the people affected won't get paid during the time they get to stay home, but they get that money once they return. It is sorta like a deferred pay vacation.
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I wonder how many people following have no idea that Mr. Takei was the best Starship Enterprise driver to ever drive the Enterprise. Not even a fender bender or parking ticket.
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💙 That would be cool
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Musk should name in Xhater
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<gulp> 🥰
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Yet we lost Natasha Richardson. 🤷🏻♂️
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The White House position she really wanted - under the Resolute Desk - has already been filled. She chose Greece because she really likes Greek.
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Can you convert Florida “chilly” to Washington DC “chilly”? I know, I know - we said there would be no math here. 🤷🏻♂️
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The doctor who released that paper lost his medical license for this stunt. But the damage lives on.
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You’d feel bloated too with that much gas.