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witchyvivian.bsky.social
The Queen Of Iron, CNA, Surgical Tech, Stoner, Trans
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People tell me to touch grass all the time. I prefer to smoke it.

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I feel like turn signals are cars winking at me.

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I can’t get over how cartoonishly evil this is putting in your fucking “hate speech” policy that a particular kind of hate speech against a particular group of people is explicitly allowed - and therefore encouraged - is the kind of shit that should be done from a volcano lair with a shark moat

submitted 52 days ago • 118 comments

Like a phoenix rising from the ashes, I return to shitpost again.

submitted 68 days ago • 0 comments

Tower of terror was amazing. Scared me half to death, but only half, they were nice about it.

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My fiancé established dominance by trashing me at the toy story shooting ride at Hollywood studios. I'm player 1 and she's player 2.

submitted 77 days ago • 0 comments

In animal kingdom, having lunch at harmbae market. The set details are amazing but I'm kinda underwhelmed by the rides so far. #disney

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Most magical place on earth. Tron is the best Rollercoaster. Space mountain is a close second

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Got to our hotel! French quarter and fancy!

submitted 79 days ago • 0 comments

Making the trek to the airport so we can leave for Disney. HYPE. It is very snowy so it's a cold kind of hype.

submitted 79 days ago • 0 comments

The lady I rent from found a cat outside and decided we have a new cat now. Today is a good day.

submitted 83 days ago • 0 comments

I timeshare my soul to my current employer who rents it 40 hours a week. Back in the day you'd be set for life but souls are cheap nowadays.

submitted 83 days ago • 0 comments

aquarium security noticing my bump: How far along are you? me: Excuse me?! octopus under my shirt: *jabs gun in my side a little harder* me: OW, I MEAN 5 MONTHS!

submitted 84 days ago • 24 comments

Day 3 of the search for the ceo assassin, how many more people were murdered in NYC in those 3 days? How many cases did they let fall by the wayside to chase this guy they can't catch? They just weren't as important or rich I guess.

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space gardener 🌿🌸🪼

submitted 88 days ago • 32 comments

Getting the coat my gf bought last winter out is great. Didn't find any loose money in the pockets but I did find a mask and some gloves. I hope I can leave future me a better surprise for next year.

submitted 88 days ago • 0 comments

I like football season because I get free food when my team wins. #gosportsball

submitted 89 days ago • 0 comments

"Getting out of the shower to find out my favorite bra has underwater poking out might just be a girlhood milestone." I whisper to myself through a haze of tears.

submitted 90 days ago • 1 comment

At my gfs annual cinnamon roll making ceremony listening to Disney songs. Look upon my joy, haters, and despair.

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Is it too early to start game of the year discourse? The only game I really played that came out this year was Persona 3: reload, so by default, that's my pick.

submitted 91 days ago • 0 comments

Feeling thirsty. The drugs I take that make me thirsty working overtime today

submitted 91 days ago • 0 comments

You say I'm manic posting. I say I'm spitting bars. We are not the same.

submitted 92 days ago • 0 comments

Trying to figure out who's working on my unit feels like a who's on first bit that I don't get. #cna

submitted 94 days ago • 0 comments

Food I ate

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starting the Lil Brain posting

submitted 95 days ago • 21 comments

Just had tim hortons iced coffee and donuts for dinner like a real New York girlie. I am, in fact, walking over here.

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I thought it would be fun to get high and build a pillow fort but I've been lost in here for days. Send help and supplies.

submitted 96 days ago • 0 comments

Getting way too high at the function on other people's vapes talking about how I need a t break.

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We're people in the year 1984 just walking around making literally 1984 jokes?

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Depressed young boy: "My parents spilt up and I wanted to kill myself. With generic antidepressants I just might. Don't find your kids swinging in the closet. Buy name brand." Standing ovation. Bezos personally presents the Oscar.

submitted 100 days ago • 0 comments

Bit idea: asking people smoking cigarettes if they're gonna finish that.

submitted 101 days ago • 0 comments

My job is making me a worse person shift by shift. I hate working in Healthcare.

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Felt motivated to put on makeup and try to look pretty today. #transpride

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