witzkers.bsky.social
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Remember, it’s important to be loyal to the team. It’s not important for the team to be loyal to you.
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Just gonna assume that's machining fluid
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How is this a half hour video?
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They built an exterior wall out of sheet rock and reinforced it with chicken wire. Wow
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Have loved all your work, excited to see what you do next!
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Oh, another one. I was at a burger place at Mammoth Mountain in California and Jere Burns came in to attend a kid’s birthday dinner
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Saw George Clinton riding in a courtesy cart at JFK
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They could have hung out with that troop up there
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You think the Onion folks have already started their article on a new “traditional rap” category?
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I’m a 7 3/4”, and I’m only 5’9” tall. You’re fine
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When did ALL of social media get overtaken by people who just don't understand comedy at all? I mean, I understand that's the founding principal of this site, but I'm disappointed to see it spread so far
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“This is where you’ll wish you were every day.”
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You know, there’s a coach out there on the market right now who recently took his team to the conference finals. And he’s even familiar with this roster!
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“It converts heat into energy”
I hate this movie
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This is exactly the joke I wanted to make
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There are so many college football coaches who are apparently violating this copyright daily
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Did you have another stealth baby?
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No, but the bar is so low these days that’s enough to clear it
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If you consider the end point on AI to be finally walking away completely, they’re actually ahead
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For all of us, very true
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Come on John, you’ve seen Wargames
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I originally read this without the comma, like Easy Ed McCaffery
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That’s awesome. Cool kid, congrats to him
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There’s only 2 of them, they literally can barely play anybody. It’s the perfect crime
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Shut up, nerd
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If you’re curious how this is going to go you can take a look at this year’s fabulous Baltimore Orioles!
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I feel like Spanfeller actually ruining Deadspin killed all the, “BLANK ruined Deadspin,” jokes and we’re all the worse for it
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How much would this overlap with “Pros vs. Joes”?
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I like this too, although I feel like I never knew street names. I just knew to turn at the street light across from the church, stay on the main road until the stoplight after McDonald’s, etc.
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The console or the friendship?
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Don Quiforklift
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Best dual-use of “dock” I’ve seen in any joke here
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He seems really good, right? And he’s just been trapped in crap
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Robert Pattinson?
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Oh shit watch out!
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Yup
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Wearing hip waders is fun
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I agree, fuck them. I’m just tired of the people (mostly on here) who seem to think there’s some rational mind there to be changed.
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This comes down to the standard decision that nobody ever gets around to talking about. Do you want these people to vote with you next time? Or do you want them to be publicly mocked and feel shame? You’re not getting both (you might not get either)
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Tampa puts together the patch and the players refuse to wear it
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Kid: if I pretend to care about that can I get a slurpee?
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You’re completely correct but wow, the basketball is going to be amazing
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Nice!
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Steroids
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I don’t want boring predictability. I want fun, happy surprises, and a lot of them!
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CT absolutely sucks and has bridges over its central river in seemingly random locations, but I used to regularly drive through northern PA and that is noting but twisting hilly roads populated by trucks carrying pre-fab houses.
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So is he a faster Luis Arraez without quite as good bat to ball skills?
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“America is a land of contrasts”-ass scouting report