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Run the most charmingly shambolic comedy club in Wivenhoe. 20th anniversary year 2025. www.wivenhoefunnyfarm.co.uk Social misfit, swot & terrible at bios.
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Woman who voted for Leopards Eating People's Faces Party gets rude awakening. Read to the end.

A short piece about normalising fascism thelowry.com/whats-on/382...

I think Musk is asking everyone to name 5 things they did last week at work so he can find out what a day’s work actually looks like and he’s all 🤞 that ‘taking amphetamines and shouting online’ comes up loads.

#desertislanddiscs Johnny Ive’s little lad doing Singing in the Rain. So cute 🥰

Nigel Farage & Liz Truss happy at an event too fascistic even for the political heir to the Le Pens… www.bbc.com/news/article...

I'm slightly convinced that Toni Colette is training herself for a Mary Berry biopic.

Came here to say how gorg the Graun Blind Date couple are today. Nice to be beaten to it

I’d have done “Spicy Patatas” either bravas sauce or with fried onion & pepper strips. Upsell fried diced chorizo or salt pepper & chili mix. Bosh! #TheApprentice

Upselling CABBAGE? Is Nadia even human? #theapprentice

Damn America, you’re fucked up.

Quite an exchange here between Judge Reyes and DOJ attorney on how "pronoun usage" affects military readiness.

oh god I actually watched the clip, he fumbles the clearly canned punchline when he gets to her last name, and then there’s a moment when he’s done with that sentence where it is exactly like a comic bombing at a club in a new town

Connolly: "Imagine lecturing Europeans about being afraid of their own electorate when it's Trump and Musk who are firing FBI agents because they dared to do their duty, who are having loyalty tests at the NSC...you're gonna lecture others about political tolerance of free speech? That's a bit much"

Federal employee with a data role told me that a document was removed from employee access because it had the word "inclusion" in it. As in, "inclusion of data in our estimates."

This Labour government can feck off. They're no better than the Tories. 😠 UK to refuse citizenship to refugees who have ‘made a dangerous journey’ Home Office accused of shutting out thousands, as new guidance says those applicants will ‘normally be refused’

George is usually correct. We must hope he’s wrong. But if he is not how might this play out. First George’s analysis and then what happens if he is correct: youtu.be/-a_nFQY-m1U

All-inclusive now amongst US scary banned words list. Maybe rest of world’s hotels should start charging yanks for breakfast.

Chris Murphy: "I think this is the most serious constitutional crisis the country has faced, certainly since Watergate. The president is attempting to seize control of power, and for corrupt purposes ... he's trying to crush his opposition ... this is a red alert moment ... our democracy is at risk"

Just saw a farmer say, "you don't have to admit you were wrong, you have to admit you were lied to, " and idk that seems like a good framing to call people in

For #facup neutrals it must be ‘National cheer like a pirate day’. #PLYLIV #Plymouth

"Do you plan to visit the crash site?" Trump, "What crash site, the water? You want me to go swimming?" What a fucking asshole.

Great night at #WivenhoeFunnyFarm tonight with top sets from Paddy Lennox, Sameera Bowers & Ali Bell. I may have accidentally mentioned trees (Oaky McOakface being current divisive issue here) but hopefully it was balanced (more hopefully fun)-comedy head now off- check out @stopthechop.bsky.social

The guy from The Apprentice, who hired a Fox weekend host to run the Pentagon and a cast member from the Real World to run the FAA (the two agencies associated with the incident) says the real cause of a deadly plain crash is DEI.

I'll never forget you, you beautiful, beautiful dork. #TheTraitors #Traitors

"I was in the army, actually!" will never be "I'm not actually Welsh." don't even TRY to make it the same. #TheTraitors #Traitors

The traitors result has fucked my year more than Trump & Musk’s existence.

Jeez #bbcqt is even more of a shitshow than I remember…

David Davis saying Trump is an “interesting character” because that’s now moral cowardice shorthand for “senile sociopath” #BBCQT

Just realised I have #thetraitors wine glasses accidentally

Poor Freddie… but surely this puts traitor on traitor heat on Charlotte? Hoping my new boyfriend will crack the case #Thetraitors

Freddie's saltiness is HIGHLY entertaining #TheTraitors #Traitors

I mean if Alexander goes can we boycott tomorrow night? #TheTraitors

King Alexander with more King like behaviour #TheTraitors

GUYS. If you'd made Freddie come in last, we could have had THIS moment again. #Traitors #TheTraitors

He is so incredibly bad at this. I might love him? #TheTraitors #Traitors

Elon Musk's and X's Role in 2024 Election Interference, a letter from an alleged X whistleblower. "What started as US election interference has now spread to other countries. We're currently doing the same thing in Germany and other European nations." theconcernedbird.substack.com/p/elon-musks...

#thetraitors

Minah: "I'm so glad I've recruited you to the sisterhood, knowing that you'll always have my back" Charlotte: #TheTraitors #Traitors

I am broken. Alexander to win #TheTraitors

Iconic, really. #TheTraitors

This is the Trump admin’s White House page to view the Constitution

11AM: How bad could the new administration be? 4PM: And Elon did that how many times?