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Fart on their balls 💖 https://wizardcheeks.etsy.com https://www.davethomasfoundation.org/ https://www.bishop-accountability.org/
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Tesla Cars and the Dealerships should be burned. Protest like the French.

submitted 20 hours ago • 0 comments

Say it again, but slower.

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

The company I work for just posted internally that they’re taking steps to remove DEI entirely. Here’s the kicker, they’re selling it like they created their own version of it, but it’s somehow missing 99% of what made DEI unique. Sabotage your companies from within if they pull shit like this.

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

We should start protesting outside of churches on Sunday and harass the attendees like they’re about to get an abortion.

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

www.bishop-accountability.org

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

Shout out to my homies that hyphenate their compounds. A warm pat of solidarity on the back for my homies who don’t or don’t always remember.

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

James Comer trying to silence Ayanna Pressley is another example of the countless efforts in the past and modern times to kill the voices of POC and SA victims. James Comer of KY is a shining example of weaponized incompetence, sexism, and racism.

submitted 6 days ago • 1 comment

I wish this was real

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

Anyone on the inside know when Trump is going to “fall” through a window? Asking for a Russian friend

submitted 7 days ago • 1 comment

Sigh…

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

I’m gonna smernk a jernk in the pernk

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

The economic blackout today does not mean we should over-consume tomorrow.

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

Spread them cheeks and blast one, honey. 💅

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

West Virginia lawmakers wanting to label the Bible as accurate human history is ironic. Their entire family tree is a stump.

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

Kevin Kylie is a Republican sock puppet with Elon’s botched dick implant working the mouth.

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

There’s only one, MAYBE two acceptable songs that have dubstep in them. (No I will not name them) Anymore than that, you’re getting pulled over because I smell monster energy drink on your breath.

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

You have insta and twitter in your bio, hun. It’s fucking gross 💅

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

Now is a GREAT time to get started on your passport paperwork/renewals.

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

Economic Blackout tomorrow my dudes. Remember, tomorrow is just one day. Do NOT panic buy anything tonight. We are not getting nuked or frozen tomorrow. Just don’t buy shit. Play games, make art, frolic, fart, fuck, talk, read, walk, cycle, look at that hideous duck shaped cloud, nap.

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

Donald Trump signs new Executive Order allowing Republican men to remain anonymous on Grindr.

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

Ron Desantis sounds like a desperate clown at a kids birthday party yearning for a corner piece of cake.

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

Mushroom Hut Jr. $5.99 Squeaks on Mondays

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

Microdosing my hopes and dreams today. This helps me manage my expectations and realize they’ll never happen.

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

Ripping some vegan butterscotch in the broom closet with my boy Hagrid.

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

I support vandalism and violence against the Nazi-Right.

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

Currently making buttered noodles for my sickly lil partner. Jokes on them, I put all my love and affection into it… Idiot.

submitted 18 days ago • 1 comment

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The entire Musk “family” needs to be tossed into an incinerator.

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

Pack your shoes and your dick, we’re leaving.

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

The Exexcution of King Charles I ~1649

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

Wishing my nipples could open up like a camera lens and record core memories.

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments

Ladies and Gentlemen, Squat Bakula.

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments

Frosty taint whistle Slime jug Billy pickles god Ugly baby door

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

Bucket fart echoes Seriously where is Greg Emergency jam

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

Deaf snail has big boots PlayStation skinny jeans mess Where the fuck is Greg

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

Excellent Jork sesh Baked beans in the CD slot Can’t find my chicken

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

Ted has a bunker It’s small and stinky please help Chili cheese summer

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

Bag Pepperoni Autumn fart whistle squid ham Goo Train bagel weed

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

Sorry, I can’t make it into work. My oat milk expired this morning and I just can’t deal with the clients today.

submitted 29 days ago • 0 comments

Hey guys, it’s 10:57am which means it’s been 22 days since Nazis took power in the US.

submitted 29 days ago • 0 comments

Do you want the last pizza roll?

submitted 29 days ago • 0 comments

In his early years, it’s said Kirby could throat a full spicy Italian sub.

submitted 30 days ago • 0 comments

Stuffed Crust Depression

submitted 32 days ago • 0 comments

唯一の合理的な方法は、私のペニスを取り除いてアンドロギュノスの宇宙卿になることだ。

submitted 33 days ago • 0 comments

I’ve been on hold with my Anxiety for like 6 hours now

submitted 36 days ago • 0 comments