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wizofthenountable.bsky.social
One Pair of jeans to rule them all, One Pair of jeans to find them, One pair of jeans to bring them all, and in the darkness bind them.
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Making the Jeans Troll dance while I spitball some nefarious plans. BWAHAHAHAHA! youtu.be/U2waT9TxPU0?...

submitted 55 days ago • 1 comment

Something came to me in a dream last night. A way forward, I daresay a new type of jeans.... BWAHAHAHAHA!

submitted 56 days ago • 2 comments

Step one on my return. Make sure my J'Apprentice, @pixelthegnome.bsky.social is still as loyal and perfect as I remember him.

submitted 56 days ago • 1 comment

So it turns out letting the Revenant of Levi Strauss exert dominance over your stable of Jean's Wraiths is a bad idea. Sorry I have been gone. I had some business to attend to. BWAHAHAHA!!!

submitted 56 days ago • 0 comments

Hello... BWAHAHAHA!

submitted 65 days ago • 2 comments

@autistsupreme.bsky.social There is only one JIZZARD!

submitted 108 days ago • 1 comment

I apologize for being absent of late. I just broke up with my girl, and everything reminds me of her. BWOHOHOHO!

submitted 130 days ago • 3 comments

Unlike you, I get my news from a reliable source BWAHAHAHAHA!

submitted 142 days ago • 1 comment

BWAHAHAHAHA!

submitted 144 days ago • 0 comments

EVENTS: The hooded figures that dwell in Black Star Canyon are throwing a free open house for their human sacrifice ritual for the glory of the Lords Below tonight. There's always room for one more!

submitted 145 days ago • 1 comment

So @skelbton.bsky.social ,since you did not show up for our battle of bands, I decided to let @santhewitch.quest perform in your stead. She seems to be much better than me musically, yet I still feel like I will win. BWAHAHAHAHA!

submitted 146 days ago • 1 comment

She is most correct! How do you like the Denim San? BWAHAHAHAHA!

submitted 146 days ago • 1 comment