wizofthenountable.bsky.social
One Pair of jeans to rule them all, One Pair of jeans to find them, One pair of jeans to bring them all, and in the darkness bind them.
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Tell me Annie, do you enjoy Blue?
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BWAHAHAHAHA!
I Thought Annie didn't block those who asked for it? Did she become afraid of one little Gnome Necromancer?
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OH YOU MOST DEFINITELY ARE A BIG SHIT. ARE YOU AFRAID OF THE DENIM DONNY? YOU'RE CANADIAN, IT SHOULD BE AS COMFORTING AS YOUR MOTHER'S CARESS.
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I AM THE JIZZARD! THE WIZARD OF JEANS AND I AM YOUR CANADIAN GOD!
I CAST NEVER COMFORTABLE CANADIAN SUIT ON YOU!
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Hahahaha. You are such a fucking loser. I am so gonna enjoy this. I bet you have a big beautiful American girlfriend too 🤣. Do you even have friends? Nobody seems to be slugging for ya while we laugh at ya, tough guy 😜
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What the fuck does this even mean?
Dude your a weird little shit.
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Oh, BTW I love Canadian cucks obsessed with America. Probably should start disconnecting ties to your other socials.
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You ain't shit. I've seen what you post. But hey, guess it's gonna be fun. I like egotistical little bitches. You're not gonna be able to post without a new wave of shit popping up around you. No matter how much you block. Probably should start blocking now, you're out of your element Donny.
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Stay the fuck away, or you get the screws again. Go play pretend with your bot followers and trite little virtue signaling. You've been added to lists,and not the kind you think are so import here.
Bitch.
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We can continue if you're gonna talk shit. I have other bots.
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YEEEEESSSSSSS!
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Underwear Gnomes, but for Jorts.
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Jeans that make you pee on them?
*talk to Piss Wizard
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Star Wars, but Blue Jeans.
J'tar J'ars. Hmmmmm
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Turn storm-clouds into wet denim?
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I solved this issue decades ago. The damn Humans just don't care!
BWAHAHAHAHA! en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jeggings
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As soon as I can make sure you aren't a traitor you little cheese goblin.
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Can I watch?
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bwahahaha... soon...
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501? Boot cut.
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Racist AND a Necromancer...
BWOHOHOHO 😔
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No, I am interested in the ethics of Denim. You seem to be quite knowledgeable.
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C'mon now Petey. I just want to give you a Jean jacket.
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No. I just think you need some denim.
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Are you having a stroke Petey? Is it your diet?
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You would look great in a Jean Jacket. Let me guess, men's 34 short?
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Is magically conjured foods Vegan?
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Hello Petey, don't be ashamed of your body. Perhaps I can get you a nice Jean Jacket?
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This is the guy the J'Orcs had to throw out?
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Nope. Not touching this one.
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Yessss. Maybe it's time to bring Denimancy to the world of Business.
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Needs a denim biker-vest.
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Ah yes. The golden age...
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It comes in two different colors as well.
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You wear them on your Jong.
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There, I just named them all Bob. I have now memorized the hundreds of Jinions in my employ. #IMTHEONEWITHTHEORB
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It's a little known fact that the "D" in "Djinn" stands for Denim.
Try this lamp. Not sure if it has a Jeani, but there's a chance.
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