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Tortoise is more of a distance runner. Hare would have dominated in a 100m

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The studio and cities skylines

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I’d probably have no friends if not for the heart react

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In 2012, shakespeares globe tickets were £39

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I miss when single player games had tacked on multiplayer modes

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Bratwurst is not the worst

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What?

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The 90s were the only decade where people mentioned what decade they’re in while it was happening

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2d chess is already pretty hard

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Throughout the 20th century we gradually figured out that 9-5 is the ideal 8 hour shift, and now we’ve all decided we hate it

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I keep pronouncing markwayne mullin as mario mcrlwain

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Pretty sure anyone who says a little life is their favorite book is lying

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They look like they’re brothers that kind of hate each other but Steve is so unpleasant that the only job he can have is at Gavin’s remodeling company

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Almost cried in leeann chin today

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No one says metaverse anymore

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Pokémon ruby and sapphire really did have too much water

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Taco Bell introducing Mountain Dew lean

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No movies or live action shows for at least 10 years. Keep making novels, video games, and theme parks. Then make a new movie when it feels like people are waiting for one

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I’m tired of movie tickets being printed on receipt paper. I want something I can tear

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Some day Christian bale will stay the same weight for a movie

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Can a us based broadcaster please buy the rights for Mussolini: son of the century?

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Paddington in Peru review is up willmalerswriting.substack.com/p/paddington...

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Me watching paddington innocently mess something up and continue to make the situation worse while he’s trying to fix it

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Doctor that owns a mansion called bedside manor

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I know my wifi is lying about being slow. It’s messing with me specifically to annoy me

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That’s not good. I’ve been on two celcii and two coffees a day for the past month

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My bangers always get zero likes, but it’s worth it to create a lasting legacy

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The government doesn’t want you to know this, but laying in bed with a steam deck is the cure for every illness

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I've got an announcement to make

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@whstancil.bsky.social has the chance to do something really funny

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Drake will become the Ea-Nasir of rappers

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Huffington Post being one of the new ones in

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“Escalators cannot break down. They can only briefly become stairs.” I repeat it every time I see a stopped escalator

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If you hired someone and they just said “I’d prefer not to” when you asked them to do something what would you even do?

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Went downtown today and had one word conversations with two old men, so I’d say it was a successful outing

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Using my lorcana lore counter as a ouija board

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I’m going to put my rich guy hat on and say I hope that Mexico and Canada issue equal, retaliatory tariffs and stick to them for an extended period. I apologize to all the people it will cost money and the businesses it will hurt. But it’s the only way for tariffs to be seen for what they are

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Can you see me stepping On a crack Pretty soon I’ll break my mothers back

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They got Diet Coke tall boys now

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What is Donald trumps plan for soup containers that are too big for one serving but too small for two?

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Does anyone else call more than one Celsius energy drink celcii?

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Whenever someone is trying to remember a movie my eyes do the mentat thing and I tell them it’s name

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