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"I maintain mechs" "Cool, what's that look like?"

oh I quite like Matt Johnson this will be interesting

I LOVE THE TRANSGENDER DUPLO DINOSAUR!!

woke is when stuff costs less

up at stupid o clock for the F1 we are so back

Sorry I stopped arguing with you I was getting fucked crazy style

why does Reading have a 10 mile long average speed zone. as if the motorway isn't annoying enough in the morning I have to spend minimum 25 minutes a day driving through this bitch

Coming to 4K UHD in May from Arrow Video Jason Goes to Hell (1993) 4K UHD MORE INFO TBA #FilmSky #physicalmedia #Bluray #4KUltraHD #Horror #HorrorCommunity #4K #4KUHD #fridaythe13th #JasonGoestoHell

yay!!!!

Me in 1999: “That South Park movie was wacky, imagining an American imperialism so deranged that they decide to invade Canada in a crusade of censorship. 😂” Me in 2025: 😐

Happy Valentine’s Day

it's such a hard life being a twink on the internet

this reminds me of how people get mad at me when they find out i don't wear tight pants

gm bluesky i need more caffeine bad

transsexual: hey i’d like to take this harmless drug that makes life worth living america: fuck you *starts a world war*

microwaves understand forks are evil and that's why they blow them up

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Oh no

I just sent this email to all 13,000 federal employees of the NOAA lol. The Trump administration's changes to their communications system made it so literally anyone can blast messages out to the entire agency

Are you ready for Benoit Blanc’s most dangerous case yet? Here’s your first look at Daniel Craig and Josh O’Connor in Wake Up Dead Man: A Knives Out Mystery #NextOnNetflix

Overwatch ranked

girl I'm already there day one, im so ready

why is the quality of subtitles so much worse on streaming than disc. watching something on paramount and the subtitles are out of sync, watched pitch perfect 2 on prime a couple weeks back same problem. literally never had this problem on disc.

joined a random group on #overwatch2 losing my mind

I am so unbelievably happy this is getting a 4k release over here. let's fucking go

still thinking about the guy on the flight next to me who was watching Andrew Tate shorts until we took off, after which point he started watching Hotel Transylvania

The bottom 50% of households hold just 2.4% of U.S. wealth. The top 1% control 42% of the wealth.

man I'm excited for this and the Jason X release, funny we will end up with 1,2,9,10 & 12 instead of a full set at once but I'm for it, I'll buy the big stinky expensive edition of these ones as well. buzzing for the rumoured elm street release this year as well.

why are "brave truth tellers" always so eager to say something sexist or racist instead of something like "would a clove of garlic taste good in one of those green smoothies"

i bet getting defragmented feels really good for the HDD

joined the overwatch discord and they were talking age of consent (really happened)

if you guys tried a little harder kamala harris could've been the first fujoshi president

‘PREDATOR: BADLANDS’ will have The Predator as the protagonist. “Creating a character you connect with, but are also super-intimidated by, has been challenging. But exciting.” In theaters on November 7, 2025. (Source: www.empireonline.com/movies/news/...)

Slayed at Stanstead