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Ello, I'm Woif the local scuff lord I'm a fox, not a wolf He/him Pansexual/Polyamorous 18+ account 30s Avatar/Banner by @concoction.bsky.social
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How this is going: Me: “Aw, awkward baby gay first crush moment! That’s sweet.” *ten minutes later* Me: “I…I need to pull over for a minute.”

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If you get testosterone gel from Strides Pharma Inc, check your lot numbers, benzene was found in it so it's gotten recalled www.chpw.org/provider-cen...

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"I don't believe I've come across your face before." -Adult film stars meeting for the first time

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sigh.

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🚫Fuck AI🚫

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1. A major bill protecting trans people just passed in Washington. It makes insurers cover 12-month supplies of HRT which can be obtained at pharmacies, allowing trans people to stockpile medication to outlast supply disruptions. The latest from S. Baum. Subscribe to support our journalism.

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This came to me in a dream.

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Turning 30 is actually not bad because you actually spiritually turn 30 at age 27. By the time you hit 30, you've already been 30 for three years.

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doll joints? I don't think they can smoke

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Due to recent events, I'm over $1000 in the hole with my bills. If I don't come up with enough before the 5th I won't be able to make rent. I'm disabled & this is all i can do. I'm at risk of losing internet and phone/won't be able to update if it's cut. So anything helps! ko-fi.com/aryamoongodd...

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the rewind feature in the mario kart world direct immediately made me lose it cause I just imagine two players going backwards like

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Judas being confronted after betraying Jesus:

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why would right-wing propaganda contain left-friendly messaging? b/c propaganda is about -inducing behaviors-, and the messaging is just a means to that end if the desired behavior is 'suppress voter turnout amongst those who dislike the fascist', "voting useless"/"dems bad" is the perfect payload

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Kingdom Hearts as a series and Sonic games from Adventure through Unleashed really are the ultimate timeless litmus tests to see if someone engages with something through irony or not.

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"gamers forgot that gaming is supposed to be an expensive hobby because of steam sales" might genuinely be the most insane thing I've read today

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Oh no

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You know, I don't really talk much about my books or how to get them on stream, but with the current discourse... fuck it, I got bills to pay. I'm Agender, that falls under the trans umbrella. So, instead of reading Star Wars, but it's piss urban fantasy written by a TERF, read my stuff instead.

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📢 The Internet Archive needs your help. At a time when information is being rewritten or erased online, a $700 million lawsuit from major record labels threatens to destroy the Wayback Machine. Tell the labels to drop the 78s lawsuit. 👉 Sign our open letter: www.change.org/p/defend-the... 🧵⬇️

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Extremely foul showing off the free roam feature by throwing THE PENGUIN OFF THE CLIFF WHILE MARIO 64 MUSIC PLAYS.

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Hey heads up to my fellow transmascs/transmen who take Gel Testosterone!! There's been a class two recall for 25mg and 50mg prescriptions!! check your lot numbers and get in touch with your pharmacies!! www.chpw.org/provider-cen...

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Oh God I Left the Door Open for One Second and Wing Mario Flew Straight Out Into the Trees What Do I Do

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How I feel driving to work

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Well, I'm definitely adding this to the "pro" column in the never-ending debate over whether or not the modern Donkey Kong is an adult Donkey Kong Jr.

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your gay uncles from colorado pulling up for thanksgiving in the harley davidson for two:

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Let's all go back: homestarrunner.com/toons/backto...

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i need people to understand "death of the author" means the author can't dictate what you take away from the text, not that you're not complicit in what they do with the profit they make from you buying it in the first place

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i wonder just how much about social media lately this explains

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gowr gura

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refreshed the page so much they access blocked me

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every gundam show should have an episode dedicated to char. even if he's not in it, they should cut whatever is happening and show char doing something

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BUBS GET OUT OF MY FAMILY PHOTOOOOOOOOO

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watching tron legacy tonight. behold the 7kb tron legacy meme

submitted 20 hours ago • 22 comments

........ Whomst? Who thought this???

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Murder Mystery Podcast

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someone teach him how to pronounce yaoi

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My ex-husband Kiefer is fundraising for his move to Australia. He's disabled, and has been unable to work for the past decade, dealing with mobility issues and chronic pain with no relief. If you can help, please do. I'll be fundraising for him throughout the month. www.gofundme.com/f/cheers-mate

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opened tiermaker to do the voice thing we're all doing and discovered that at some point I was making a tier list of the golden deer's porn watching habits that I have no recollection of at all. I was right about all of it but especially this

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Embarrass Transphobes. Make fun of people who shill AI and Crypto. Make Fascists feel like losers. Their cruelty is the point, it makes them feel powerful. They want you to be mad at them. They CANNOT stand you laughing at them.

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