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Sanity’s at a 6.7.
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Yeah my job is pretty cool. My uniform is a tactical vest that’s two sizes too small and a gaiter I bought in a gas station. They send me to sneak into schools to kidnap little kids because people got mad about having to press 1 for English. The president had to warn everyone to stop spitting on me.

submitted 12 days ago • 47 comments

For transporting us beyond Seas to be tried for pretended offences

submitted 69 days ago • 37 comments

New idea!

submitted 71 days ago • 11 comments

How can the United States host the Olympics or The World Cup? You couldn't even convince me to switch planes on US soil, at gunpoint, right now.

submitted 74 days ago • 0 comments

to all who celebrate...

submitted 74 days ago • 33 comments

submitted 228 days ago • 66 comments

I'm a right-winger, and my favorite things to quote were made by a socialist (Orwell), transgender women (The Matrix) and a gay man (Fight Club)

submitted 77 days ago • 15 comments

idk if I was senile and possibly running out of time as a free man I'd also be running this shit like a fifth-grader playing RollerCoaster Tycoon on coke

submitted 79 days ago • 5 comments

Way less is more. 🙄

submitted 80 days ago • 65 comments

Whatever they say Russell Brand did he did that shit

submitted 79 days ago • 15 comments

Harris would have required a year as President to have made her case properly, and she could not defy the sitting president on core foreign policy. The problem last year was BIDEN.

submitted 79 days ago • 0 comments

This is #TheDoubleTax and the Glass Cliff. Minority women promoted to tackle impossible problems get none of the credit and ALL of the blame. Exhibit A: This man blaming Harris, who was given 100 days to run a campaign, for HIS community's voting behavior. www.publicnotice.co/p/anna-gifty...

submitted 79 days ago • 14 comments

the emperor’s favorite concubine fired one of his top internal security officers while rumors abound that the household eunuch has lost the emperors favor

submitted 79 days ago • 144 comments

never met a “free thinker” who wasn’t stubbornly against facts.

submitted 80 days ago • 10 comments

my new theory is that once you have a certain amount of money and wealth you start to go crazy and detach from reality. that number is different for everyone. for me it's $20

submitted 81 days ago • 641 comments

how do I pin this to the Discover feed

submitted 83 days ago • 4 comments

coming though the melody… when the night bird sings… love is a wild thing.

submitted 83 days ago • 0 comments

Pete Hegseth Blows Into Breathalyzer To Unlock Phone

submitted 87 days ago • 723 comments

These veneer techs need to be stopped. Got y’all walking round with a mouth full of Eclipse gum pieces

submitted 88 days ago • 2 comments

Tulsi Gabbard refusing to say whether she has gray streaks in her hair.

submitted 89 days ago • 1301 comments