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I'm not short, I'm built close to the ground for speed and maneuverability. PDX, OR
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Man, this is a pretty fucking gross move from Amazon, huh? Good on @bookshop.org for not mincing words, though:

The half hour nap I took during my lunch break was about two and a half hours too short. 🥱

Reading isn't everybody's thing, but the "My Straight Fishing Buddy" story by /u/Incubus_Inkling on Reddit is a nice read. For me, it has a certain Bob Ross kind of "happy little story" feel to it. Sure, it's in 20 parts, but it goes fast.

#til I'm more like @scalzi.com than I ever thought possible.

@james-fulton22.bsky.social You should post more over here.

The desire to have a nice cock in my mouth is, at this particular moment in time, at odds with my employer's code of conduct.

@gaygineerbro.bsky.social Happy Brithday!

I didn't even know there was a live acted version of Snow White until a couple of days ago, but nothing I've heard so far is good. Just for fun, I tried search for "snow white cast" but typo'd it as "show shite" and honestly, I think the universe is just telling me to stay away. Far, far away.

A danger from working from home that I didn't realize until *right* before I walked out the door to get me some lunch from Chip*tle is that if you're already jerked off twice this morning, and aren't wearing underwear, then you're probably gonna have a couple of damp spots on your grey sweats. Oops.

I love me a good nap.

my dog Jack: (asleep) me: (yawn, take a deep breath, slightly adjust posture) my dog Jack: "FUCK YES! WE'RE GONNA DO THE THING! I'M SUPER EXCITE!" me: "Dude, chill, go back to sleep." my dog Jack: "😒"

EXCLUSIVE: This just happened onstage in front of 6,000 Bostonians at the Dropkick Murphys concert. "This is America, no kings here!" @dropkickmurphys.com nails it again!!

I should probably limit my bsky browsing to off the clock hours. It makes the time spent at work that much harder. I should, but I won't.

I need more friends like this.