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wokkarokka.bsky.social
I'm not short, I'm built close to the ground for speed and maneuverability. PDX, OR
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What a lovely way to start the day, coming across one of your coworker's (big company, very different department) cock pics on Sniffies first thing in the morning.

submitted 2 hours ago • 0 comments

Earlier tonight, the Instagram algorithm was feeding me rage-bait content. Just got home a bit ago, and now the Instagram algorithm is feeding me mastur-bait content. My algorithm is drunk.

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

Iced coffee on a snow day? Always.

submitted 13 days ago • 1 comment

If you're wondering where I am today at work, I'm hiding in my office with the door closed and the light off because I have exactly ZERO interest in discussing any portion of today's Winter Weather Warning with my preternaturally chatty coworker.

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

Waking up to the morning light stream into your bedroom is a lovely way to wake up. ...unless your regular wake up time is still pre-dawn, and the only reason you saw morning light this morning is because you turned off your alarm while still asleep.

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

I did not like that dream the first time I experienced it, and I did not like that dream when I terminated it just now by wrenching myself awake. That's a bad dream.

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

I gotta tell ya, this whole "breathing with two nostrils" thing is wildly underrated.

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

There was a make out party in Portland a few years back that I learned about a few months after it happened, which is unfortunate for me as making out is among my favorite things to do.

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

I've been scrolling through Instagram reels for the past couple of hours, largely cuz it doesn't involve moving and therefore coughing (I have a heckin' cold). Of the dozens upon dozens of reels I've scrolled past tonight, I've seen exactly one politics reel, everything else was food.

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

My view on this sick day. Funny story: I offered to work from home (there's plenty I could do), but my boss "can't set a precedent". Oh well.

submitted 21 days ago • 1 comment

@scomo.bsky.social ah HA! Found you!

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments