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I had a dream that my partner was going around town telling people I put on low quality screen protectors, when I really don’t!

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Talk dirty to me Biscuit spread

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

Will condemnation do anything?

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

All I want in life is one of those head torches.

submitted 51 days ago • 0 comments

I’m a socks before underwear type of guy and I don’t care for your judgement

submitted 55 days ago • 0 comments

Has anybody ever got on top of the housework, or is it just a myth?

submitted 56 days ago • 0 comments

Imagine if eyes were like teeth and at the age of 7 they fall out and new, bigger ones come in.

submitted 57 days ago • 0 comments

I’m not really a fan of most times of year.

submitted 58 days ago • 0 comments

Time to head back to reality and not eat gammon and chocolate for every meal.

submitted 62 days ago • 0 comments

2025 muscle goals

submitted 62 days ago • 0 comments

5 ways to support your favourite musicians and local music scene in 2025 Feel free to add your own suggestions to this 🧵

submitted 63 days ago • 6 comments

Do you put your piles cream on before your facial moisturiser or after?

submitted 63 days ago • 0 comments

Something they don’t tell you about having kids is that you won’t have a poo by yourself until they are 25

submitted 71 days ago • 0 comments

I hope my neighbours done judge me for putting out a recycling bag full of mini chocolate wrappers.

submitted 71 days ago • 0 comments

I’m an expert at clearing my throat and not moving my head whilst getting my haircut.

submitted 78 days ago • 0 comments

Parallel farting.

submitted 78 days ago • 0 comments

Do you wear your glasses whilst getting your haircut? I don’t and when they ask if I like it, I blindly say it’s amazing.

submitted 78 days ago • 0 comments

Can’t wait until the YouTube wellness and time management influencers have kids.

submitted 83 days ago • 0 comments

So you basically want to be in the EU… www.theguardian.com/politics/202...

submitted 83 days ago • 0 comments

Anything that touches cucumber is tainted.

submitted 85 days ago • 0 comments

It’s that time of year again where I always think that someone is at the door, but I’m thankful it’s just the Christmas Wreath.

submitted 85 days ago • 0 comments

Morning. www.nme.com/news/music/u...

submitted 85 days ago • 1 comment

Ask for your money back from the shareholders then! www.theguardian.com/business/202...

submitted 85 days ago • 0 comments

The wind is a cruel, heartless bastard to my combover.

submitted 89 days ago • 0 comments

Struck gold at the station coffee cafe this morning with a just out of the oven almond croissant 🤌

submitted 89 days ago • 1 comment

Why is the first mode on the Christmas lights bananas mode?

submitted 94 days ago • 0 comments

Now that we’ve made it past Thanksgiving, you can legally listen to my depressing Christmas playlist.

submitted 95 days ago • 13 comments

A wild branch raked across my arm as I was walking home, I honestly thought it was a person grabbing me. Before I knew it I was saying “Excuse me? Sorry? What…?” squinting through my glasses in the night light, to a tree and everyone was looking at me like “hahah you think this tree is a person”

submitted 96 days ago • 0 comments

Not to boast, but when I walk my phone changes its focus mode to “Driving”

submitted 96 days ago • 0 comments

I have a rare weekend off from parenting. I’m so overwhelmed by time and things that time will disappear and things will vanish. I think I might just cry.

submitted 102 days ago • 1 comment

My main gripe with Threads is that they don’t want me to see posts by who I’m following and change how I can get to that list all the time. I don’t want to see algorithmic content!!!

submitted 104 days ago • 0 comments

Remember when fail videos were all the rage?

submitted 104 days ago • 1 comment

I’m at that age where I can really appreciate the benefits of those old lady trolleys.

submitted 106 days ago • 0 comments

Sick of the algorithm I can never turn off. Here for your reposts.

submitted 116 days ago • 0 comments

linktr.ee/wolfchoir Our cover of NOFX’s Linoleum is up on most of your favourite DSPs. So long, NOFX, and thanks for all the songs, friendships, and memories. #nofx

submitted 137 days ago • 0 comments