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the “make america healthy again” agenda appears to be an elaborate op conjured up by sentient strains of listeria and salmonella www.nytimes.com/2025/02/18/u...

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This is a gecko.

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My cat benefited from the social welfare program of "hooman pets all the outside creatures", but now he wants that program to STOP because this is HIS house and HIS hooman. I think he might be a little Republican.

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I am SO excited to run DnD on Sunday, and I have so many great puzzles I'm going to unleash unto the players... and I want to TALK about them, but the only people I know to talk to are in my game group D:

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My favorite Bluey character is early Socks because she's just. Dog

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Everything about the young guys at DOGE is reminding me of the time that I, as a middle school/high schooler, was tasked with cleaning up the family computer, deleted a bunch of nonsense looking files, and then the family computer stopped working.

submitted 33 days ago • 127 comments

This is either going to be the best thing in the world or the worst. No in between.

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Fishykarp says you do not want to know her wrath when she is scorned; she will unleash violence like the world has never known. I say: hehe grumpy fishy!

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Me: I don't need my hearing aids for xyz, my hearing isn't that bad Me two minutes later: HUH? Could you say that again? ...one more time but louder???

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My aunt has 51 hours in Stardew Valley. She just learned that you can use X to interact TONIGHT.

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"The world has a lot of problems. But it can never be a terrible place, because you're in it." - Petey, Dog Man

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Hello! Stretch your neck Relax your face muscles Unclench your jaw Stretch your fingers, then relax Legs, then feet Pick a number between 10 and 30 Close your eyes and count for that many seconds Thank you and have a relaxing day pic is not mine

submitted 39 days ago • 2 comments

It's important to realize you can miss something, but not want it back.

submitted 39 days ago • 14 comments

can anyone with #aquarium knowledge tell me if you ever stop wanting all of the fishies

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The sea monkeys are just boppin around their new algae without a care in the world. I don't think they even understand that it's there, nor do they possess the ability to feel gratitude towards me for giving them a gift They're perfect

submitted 39 days ago • 0 comments

Today's fish store adventure: a tiny bit of chaeto to give to the sea monkeys! I don't think the sea monkeys are capable of feeling joy about this, but I AM, so, algae time!

submitted 39 days ago • 0 comments

Another day in the fall of Rome.

submitted 40 days ago • 0 comments

cat logic

submitted 42 days ago • 16 comments

What the fuck. Why is this poorly written dictatorial drivel on *a government website*???

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Watched my fish eat a bite of snail food from DIRECTLY IN FRONT OF THE SNAIL, before swimming off and spitting it out dramatically.

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henlo, thanku for bed #catsofbluesky

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In this cartoon about cars and trucks, is the junkyard equivalent to a graveyard? Or is it a pile of corpses, abandoned to rot and rust and be used for organ donation?

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There was a cute girl at the fish store and I was having a perfectly normal conversation until I asked if the aquarium plants were edible Why do I do these things

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Apologies for getting a bit political on main tonight. I think this cartoon sums it up.

submitted 48 days ago • 118 comments

we're dealing with Trump 2: Electric Boogaloo, but Aldi is selling sea monkeys right now, so that's fun I guess

submitted 47 days ago • 0 comments

#ts2 #sims2 "Who the fuck left a baby here?"

submitted 48 days ago • 1 comment

I swear I'm not a bot I'm just new and I don't know how to socially interact with people

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