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Reporter. Florida man. UofSC alumnus. UofAlabama football obsessive. Disheveled and concerned. Est. 1982.
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Extremely normal dog, sitting on the couch in an extremely normal manner.

I will never tell other people what to subscribe to but for me, this absolutely. The public gives credence to these papers’ opinion pages because of the reputation built from the reporting which means that I will not be funding the reporting either

Listening to a podcast name-check Franz Josef Land, and I haven't heard that name since I read a book in college about a misbegotten arctic expedition. If you've watched "The Terror," you get the idea.

Milo. 😍

One scenario that could occur is if the trump admin wanted to own us and released a memo about this because SEE?? It’s in writing now, fake news! Oh no plz don’t do this.

I like Stranger Things a lot but the fact that at no point does a character create a Print Shop banner for someone's birthday and print it out on a black and white dot-matrix printer or wrap a text book in a converted grocery bag exposes its failure to truly understand the culture of the 1980s.

5 seconds before liftoff 🚀🐱

VP of Universal Music Group at the first system of a down showcase

You've really done something spectacularly wrong if it leads to the Mail praising Starmer

My more important legacy-media critique: New Yorker, stop running articles by men re: why US professional white women won't have babies even though babies are adorable, and isn't it a leap of faith, and also do we really want to end up like S. Korea? Let all women decide when/if we want babies.

Survivor, still standing proud. Loch Etive, Glen Etive #Scotland #GlenEtive #Argyll www.damianshields.com

Dude led the Confederate navy and got a monument in Richmond's Monument Avenue.

It's worth remembering, there are no green dictators. Listen here: omny.fm/shows/zero/a...

4 am is like February but on a clock.

The Trump Administration has abruptly pulled $4.5 million in Maine Sea Grant funds (via NOAA), which were used to protect Maine’s working waterfront and ocean ecosystems. www.pressherald.com/2025/03/01/m...

Sassy demands attention.

Without noaa, how would I make a map of a watershed , or how would anyone precisely know where watersheds are at ? NOAA is where map files come from 😵‍💫 tech bros find cartography so offensive ?

I'm bringing a kitten.

I worry that the focus on NOAA's weather predicting value is ignoring the millions of other ways NOAA researchers enrich communities and local economies. There are no oysters without NOAA. There are no blue crabs without NOAA. NOAA trains teachers. NOAA is the lifeblood of coastal communities.

the undeliverable, nameless perils of the whale

That includes all government organizations.

Almost 800,000 people on here are following a totally-not-real account claiming it's a group of rogue park workers and who are now posting cryptic nonsense to make it seem like they're sending messages to the deep state. Also they're selling resistance merch. WTF are we doing man?

A girl and her platypus

hell yea

I know a lot of people are cynical about it but I have done a fair bit of digging on it and the workers say it’s legit: god bless QR codes in hotel rooms for tipping

Assuming that this is a Disney movie where Kirk’s son Pete was somehow transformed into a large dog.

Several times this season I've asked myself why I care about basketball, anyway. 😒

If you live in South Carolina, why haven't you subscribed to my newsletter ?

Our guy Jeremy Fowler

The play this Schultz-Rappaport skirmish is getting makes me think it’s high time I attack @edsbs.bsky.social with a baguette inside a Panera Bread.

#Florida cops killed the homeowner who called 911 to report a burglary. Now the burglar has been charged with his murder. www.orlandosentinel.com/2025/02/28/o... via @orlandosentinel.com

[mumble] years later and the best way to track down '00-'10s era survey data is occasionally still by booting up the good ol' Internet Archive version of pollster dot com

Hung Cao, who has a master’s in physics from the Naval Postgraduate School, has been tapped to be undersecretary of the U.S. Navy. Cao was an outspoken critic of COVID vaccine mandates for military personnel and condemned the military’s DEI efforts. www.stripes.com/branches/nav...

After no NFL team wanted to suffer the same spotlight as the New York Giants, Bill Belichick's UNC program will be the subject of the offseason Hard Knocks. http://dlvr.it/TJGSZw

I know people. (*birds)

Believe it or not, there is no reason for him to look this guilty.

**Major** update to this story, and something I'll continue reporting on through the weekend: 🚨 The new acting IRS commissioner has indicated she plans to comply with DHS's request for the addresses of 700,000 suspected undocumented immigrants. 🚨 www.washingtonpost.com/business/202...

Check out the external affairs page at NOAA right now. That's right. Everyone at NOAA external affairs was fired. www.noaa.gov/external-aff...

The entire government has to fill out TPS reports every week now.

Amazon says it has cut "a small number" of jobs at its Wondery podcast unit; Wondery closed its operations in Brazil and Mexico earlier in February (Greg Bensinger/Reuters) Main Link | Mediagazer Permalink

this is indistinguishable from a "social media reaction" press release that a college football SID would put out after their school hired trent dilfer. (i checked and UAB actually did one of these) www.whitehouse.gov/articles/202...

What if the old modem noise was the screams of our future selves traveling back in time to warn us?

“Destroying NOAA's ability to provide life-saving information, keep our ocean healthy, and strengthen the economy makes no sense — no sense at all." Trump's firings at US weather agency will put lives at risk, scientists say - www.reuters.com/world/us/tru...

“Trump and Vance appear to have entered the meeting with the intention of berating Zelensky and drawing him into an argument as a pretext for the diplomatic break,” Jonathan Chait writes: theatln.tc/ejdvMpQT

The Atlantic asked every GOP member of Congress two straightforward questions: Did Russia invade Ukraine? And is Putin a dictator? A few said yes; one responded with an interaction with a chatbot; most didn’t respond at all. theatln.tc/C9Sz9dk4

Russia coming back to win the Cold War in 2025 after the ESPN win probability chart said the USA had a 99.999999999% chance of victory