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Think about what it says to talk about a 67 year old, even leaving aside how awful he is, as “the future” of anything. Solipsistic octogenarian cowards anointing a Medicare-eligible ex-governor who resigned in disgrace the future captain of the sinking ship. What a party.

Hey @bsky.app @support.bsky.team love you folks but I have a request. I'm one of the larger accounts on here and I was wondering if you could play Freebird

Unsung hero of WWII

My painting APPROACHING STORM

I'm just glad one of these men has the nuclear codes and the other has all our personal data.

Three men sit in a cell in El Salvador. The first asks the second why he has been imprisoned. He replies, "Because I criticized Elon Musk." The first man responds, "But I am here for praising Musk!" They ask the third man who has been sitting quietly in the back. He answers, "I AM Elon Musk".

Women be like 'I hope you look exactly like your profile photo' and then when you're kneeling outside the restaurant holding a fish they're all 'Omg what is wrong with you'. I can't win you guys.

Ride the lightning

*sam jackson voice* it's the wallet that says stupid motherfucker

reddit is so great man. r/appliances user asks if his oven is supposed to be shooting literal flame jets at ankle height

🎶The KKK took my 401k they took it away, away from meeeee🎶

GenX think they💪tough shit for drinking from the🚿hose. My Gen drank from the🙏 WELL. The WELL🚰we threw that meteor ☄️down one summer we all shared the dream of it 📞calling for some place dark to 😴sleep. If we wanted water💧we had to ignore the voices🗣 of lost friends😢 asking us to join them👇down there.

I don’t even know on what planet this makes sense. Maybe I’ve just had more experience than these people?

I keep saying this but the reason members of congress want to stay in office until they die is they can't buy that kind of elder care anywhere else, even if they are rich

We are currently clean on opsec I say, right before my entire conversation is posted to the internet.

one of the most important things to learn, if you're out there doing things: you don't get to talk about it. you don't get to brag about it, you don't get to tell your friends, you don't get drinks bought for you in the bar off the story. it's *always* shut the fuck up friday

Okay it may seem bad that Meta appropriated the entirety of the written word without compensating or even consulting with any writers, but consider what the world got out of it: a thing you accidentally tap in Instagram

Man desperate to be asked about his feelings(fighting tears): you…you smell like wrongdawg

So true.

GAVIN NEWSOM: So, again, you were talking about the importance of- EDGAR THE BUG WEARING HUMAN SKIN FROM MEN IN BLACK: SUGAR WATER GAVIN NEWSOM: Yes, sugar water. And my party hasn't acknowledged how much people love sugar and water. My son was shouting SUGAR WATER at me the other day on xbox.

me when i post

WE WHERE MEANT TO CHILL - dashare.zone ADMIN

now that Twitter/X is down, everyone on there is scrambling to remember their Stormfront login information

We would not be in this situation if not for the collusion of dems' party.

The Bay Area weather radar (KMUX) has been out of service for more than 24 hours now. An expensive broken part needs to be replaced and specially ordered, but that may not be possible due to ongoing freeze on government credit card spending, I’ve been told.

Everyone makes mistakes. The important thing is to dwell on them until you lose the will to live

i wish we could at least be destroyed by some bad ass evil motherfucker not this cringe ass loser this is so embarrasing

okay, it’s time for me to finally weigh in: it’s probably a bad sign that guys are just doing sieg heils in public again

a good lesson for democrats to learn is that no one cares if you break the rules if you accomplish your goals. put 18 people on the supreme court. nationalize grocery stores. reunite the dakotas

capital has always sought to destroy areas of wildlife because they hate that you can go to a place where you immediately feel as though you belong to the world, and you feel more capable, and more loving, and the joy persists, and costs nothing. they also i'm pretty sure hate birds (can't shop)

Maybe I wasn’t clear about this. I wanted more egg and no plane crash, not many plane crash and no egg.

If the Democrats can't demonstrate that the power of the state can be used to rein in people like Elon Musk and Donald Trump there's really no reason to ever vote for them again.

couldn't you?

Hey guys meta announced a new policy where they send a killer to get you so be sure to go to settings>my account > killer> disable killer to turn that off

I would shoot my car with a gun. Or: two guns techstory.in/stellantis-i...

LA fires are a good reminder that the only difference between me and any refugee is luck.

The biscuit fisheries of cheddar bay have been hurting since red lobster’s bankruptcy

How am I supposed to show the Shire parts of Lord of the Rings to my child? How am I supposed to explain that it is completely within our power to live that way but instead we choose the hell zone?