Profile avatar
womp-womp.bsky.social
Cancer survivor. Husband to Jess. United fan.
114 posts 47 followers 325 following
Prolific Poster
Conversation Starter

Democrats Back Resolution Thanking Federal Agents For Handcuffing Alex Padilla theonion.com/democra...

Donald The Dove, the Peace President bsky.app/profile/mich...

Cuban goalkeeper Raiko Arozarena didn't travel to Cuba for this week's key World Cup qualifier vs Bermuda, fearing he wouldn't be let back into the US where he plays for Las Vegas Lights. Cuba lost 2-1 and are now out of the World Cup. US policy affected the integrity of the tournament once again.

This is the shit I hate when following Fab.

Just doesn’t make sense. Cost controlled, clearly talented player. 20 yrs old. Might act like a 20 yr old sometimes. And you want him to leave because the guy who managed most of the horrible season last year has a problem?

Manchester United: it's not going very well, is it? Wrote about that on the free side here: www.graceonfootball.com/p/manchester...

lol

A player at a Premier League club has been accused of sexual assault by four different women and has carried on playing. We can't name him for legal reasons. “It’s a systemic failure,” says Nazir Afzal, the former Chief Crown Prosecutor for North West England. ✍️ @mjslater.bsky.social

Here's my writeup of the Jane Doe v. Zion Williamson lawsuit. It includes a full copy of the lawsuit and the statement from Williamson's lawyer. It's as gift link, so everyone can read it: defector.com/zion-william...

The beach is not fun.

United failing to build anything substantial around this guy is a massive failure. What a waste of incredible talent that has pretty consistently been great regardless of the team around him. You couldn’t find this guy one great forward?

i would choose alejandro garnacho over ruben amorim

I was apprehensive the recruitment would improve over night, but I didn’t expect it to get much worse either. Turns out it can get much worse.

Hello twitter emigres! If you are here, poking around, a bit confused—a lot of the football folks you know are already on this app! Smash the subscribe button on this starter pack and you’ll instantly have a timeline 👇 go.bsky.app/8RH6KbH

“Don't fuck with me. I'll spend another three hours in Excel. I don't care.”

What are we doing here? How is this club just so bad at this? For over a decade now, incredible squad mismanagement

The Cunha deal is just so dispiriting. Just another clear transfer blunder the club is walking into willingly. As long as these obvious transfer blunders continue, this squad is going nowhere fast. And that’s scary.

3 shot for Spurs, none after scoring. Still won the xG. Incredible

Struggling with the adaptability argument. I get that Amorim should be true to his principles and drill players towards his final vision. But he showed so little ability to get anything out of an imperfect squad. When is that changing? What is magically going to make this a 4th place team?

I don’t think I’ve been more embarrassed by United. There were some moments under Ole that were frustrating, but this is just jokes on jokes. What are we doing here?

The final vote for the Packers resolution to ban the Tush Push: 22-10. Philly hangs on. Final score of the Eagles' win over the Packers in the playoffs: 22-10. Philly hangs on.

I now want to be on the Mario Kart design team. This sounds incredibly charming

Sigh. What a dumb talking point this is going to be all year

Thought I might share a life story from a few months ago to brighten your day. Back in March, I spotted a raccoon on the side of the interstate that had very clearly been run over. I pulled over thinking I’d have to put it out of its misery. We ended up becoming good friends.

this is a letter to the editor from a high school track runner who came in second to a trans girl in a race. her state house rep in maine started talking about it. so she wrote this: www.pressherald.com/2025/05/14/r...

Nico doubling down and not taking Flagg at 1 for reasons

If the Sixers get this #1….

Good discussion on the @devilsitdpod.bsky.social all around, but specifically regarding shots. I’d argue it’s maybe the most important stat in a CF, as it’s a nice culmination of attributes. Good shooting technique doesn’t mean much if the player can’t execute when a defender is on their back.

Just incredible.

MUCH LIKE THE HEIST IN THE MOVIE THE TOWN

hey siri, reply to connor - soccer league's text: hell yes king period. lets eff dash cee kay ing go king period. el eff gee exclamation. el eff gee gee gee king exclamation exclamation. oncoming fist emoji oncoming fist emoji bomb emoji bomb emoji bomb emoji one hundred emoji. send reply