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submitted 11 hours ago • 2 comments

Maybe happiness is like that pair of glasses you searched for everywhere but couldn't find, only to realize that you were wearing them.

submitted 14 hours ago • 3 comments

The fact that there is a sizable mass of people out there, who not only like Elon Musk, but think he somehow has their interests at heart is something we are currently not well equipped to explain.

submitted 6 hours ago • 4 comments

We are showing the toddler My Neighbor Totoro, which is their first full length movie and every time the big Totoro opens his mouth the toddler screams OH NO I DON’T WANT IT OPEN @edidin.bsky.social

submitted 18 hours ago • 8 comments

hello and welcome to poundtown, I am the mayor due to gerrymandering

submitted 14 hours ago • 6 comments

immediately claiming John McCain is my dad causing Meghan to become Stunned for one turn and disabling her special

submitted 10 hours ago • 0 comments

[my world crumbling around me] what am i gonna make for dinner

submitted 2 days ago • 10 comments

Is this waiter flirting with me because they just handed me a piece of paper that says ME N U

submitted 5 days ago • 12 comments

Touching tips with your own tie is crazy

submitted 1 day ago • 7 comments

What would the founding fathers think about the country today? They would think TVs are boxes with tiny people in them. Airplanes are giant metal birds that eat people. And probably a whole lot of racist shit right before their heads exploded.

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

Tried to talk to my maga dad for the first time since the inauguration and it sounded like “they put hunter biden in the chemtrails which gave vaccine damage to Elon musk so you don’t know what’s in his heart when he does the salute”

submitted 14 hours ago • 2 comments

Downloading a PDF on my iPhone and watching it go into some unidentified purgatory where dozens of other PDFs also live.

submitted 1 day ago • 8 comments

Since I’ve been getting this a lot - if you feel like supporting me by buying a jersey or something, I would rather you make a donation to Trans Lifeline or The Trevor Project www.thetrevorproject.org

submitted 15 hours ago • 226 comments

call me captain the way I’m plundering that booty

submitted 18 hours ago • 6 comments

I want to go to the gilmore girls town I want to eat the diner food

submitted 15 hours ago • 3 comments

My cousin had a dog that would stick his nose right in my crotch and refuse to budge That is the closest I’ll ever be to a Disney Princess

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

Stop mass deportations with this one simple trick: wapo.st/41apYFB (gift link)

submitted 18 hours ago • 81 comments

100% and I need everyone to understand right now that there is only one solution: people need to start getting their asses kicked in public again

submitted 20 hours ago • 109 comments

You only write Santa once a year? What kind of relationship is that, bro?

submitted 21 hours ago • 2 comments

Unfortunately I have to skip every country song now because I do not have time to look up where each artist stands on controversial subjects like if presidents should obey laws

submitted 1 day ago • 264 comments

What if we scheduled a day and time where all Americans simultaneously screamed “Fuck Donald Trump!” out of our front doors. I feel like that would help

submitted 17 hours ago • 0 comments

at this point i wouldn’t be surprised to get an official communication from the white house and it’s just a rick roll

submitted 18 hours ago • 5 comments

My kids still talk about the time I made them watch Hot Frosty if you’re wondering about the future job market for therapists

submitted 17 hours ago • 0 comments

🚨BREAKING: Federal Court GRANTS sweeping nationwide injunction against Trump DEI executive orders finding that they violate First and Fifth Amendments to the Constitution. A huge victory for @democracyforward.org and its clients. A stinging loss for Trump. Visit www.democracydocket.com for details.

submitted 17 hours ago • 873 comments

men who dressed like this from 2008 - 2012 had preppy menswear blogs

submitted 18 hours ago • 475 comments

“mummy, now that i am a lad of 13, may i wear long pants like papa?”

submitted 1 day ago • 52 comments

Well this isn’t ominous

submitted 1 day ago • 84 comments

I couldn't be a realtor, I'd be showing a house like "yeah I can't believe they're asking 1.6 milly for this dump, it's offensive, we should burn it down and leave, what do you think?"

submitted 21 hours ago • 1 comment

It's not a 'controversial gesture', ffs. Call it what it is.

submitted 1 day ago • 14 comments

Costco and Trader Joes are yin and yang. Together they form a harmonious balance. One sells big piles of normal food, the other sells small piles of weird food. These are the two food piles people need

submitted 1 day ago • 110 comments

The governor of Maine is a 77-year-old in the middle of her second term in office and therefore ineligible to run for a third. But King Trump here tries to intimidate her by saying she'll have no future career in politics if she dares to stand up to him. I think she's all good, man.

submitted 22 hours ago • 164 comments

Maine Governor Janet Mills shows more spine in 30 seconds than the entire GOP combined in the last 9 years. Good for her defying this attempt by Trump to illegally coerce her. This is how you make wannabe strongmen look weak youtube.com/shorts/Jmn_I...

submitted 20 hours ago • 3 comments

Laid-off IRS employee said he had voted for Trump: "I thought that someone with his business acumen would have come in with a fine-tooth comb and actually found it instead of coming in with a wrecking ball and destroying people’s lives for no reason." www.nbcphiladelphia.com/news/local/p...

submitted 1 day ago • 2586 comments

joins violent mob wielding my wrought iron butterfly lawn ornament

submitted 21 hours ago • 11 comments

The thing about social media is that when you open an app and see good news, you should repost it, stop scrolling, and close your browser. Don't keep putting money in the slot machine once you've won the jackpot. Take your cute dog photos and go before you get 5 more planes falling out of the sky.

submitted 1 day ago • 51 comments

@legendaryjosesito1.bsky.social

submitted 2 days ago • 48 comments

Peace plan.

submitted 1 day ago • 78 comments

Astonishing crowd inside Manhattan Criminal Court two hours before Luigi Mangione’s follow-up appearance. Organized chaos, people are in cordoned-off gaggles down the full length of the hall, chatting casually. Feels reminiscent of fans waiting for a concert ticket line to open.

submitted 1 day ago • 78 comments

More of this

submitted 1 day ago • 199 comments

Criminals will do all that they can get away with, no? Like, it seems like some people are waiting for the criminals to like do the right thing. Also, they think that blaming criminals and shaming criminals will remedy the situation. You must stand in the way... ... literally.

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

When MAGA watches Saving Private Ryan, are they rooting for the Germans?

submitted 63 days ago • 347 comments

A classic:

submitted 1 day ago • 6 comments

Here we go. Certain generals must be removed before any martial law plan is put into action—as Trump and Hegseth are worried there may still be some generals out there who support the Constitution rather than his proposed dictatorship. This is a political purge intended as a precursor to far more.

submitted 1 day ago • 267 comments

me: holds up drawing is this the guy? witness: that looks nothing like him me: furiously shaking Etch-a-Sketch YOU DO IT THEN

submitted 1 day ago • 14 comments