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submitted 2 days ago • 17 comments

Tim Cook gave Trump a million dollars to stop this from happening and I for one am shocked that such a moronic fucking decision somehow backfired

submitted 9 days ago • 65 comments

this whole administration is like when they shut off the containment unit in ‘ghostbusters’

submitted 45 days ago • 322 comments

80s pop star Kenny Loggins has a son named Dalton. That means that right now, we are living at a time where there is a Dalton Loggins and a Walton Goggins.

submitted 52 days ago • 9 comments

Those trying to understand the tariffs as economic policy are dangerously naive. No, the tariffs are a tool to collapse our democracy. A means to compel loyalty from every business that will need to petition Trump for relief. 1/ A 🧵 to explain his plan and how we fight back.

submitted 60 days ago • 951 comments

Those fucking penguins have been taking us to the cleaners for too long

submitted 60 days ago • 37 comments

they should invent problems that go away if you ignore them long enough

submitted 62 days ago • 40 comments

Hi hello it is officially Opening Day!!!! BASEBALL IS THE BEST !!!!!!!!

submitted 67 days ago • 11 comments

Do not be deceived by the night-time outside, for IT IS OPENING DAY!!! ⚾️❤️

submitted 67 days ago • 3 comments

Adam Scott 🤝 Falling In Love At Work

submitted 67 days ago • 5 comments

Hours after he was sworn in, Secretary of Transportation Sean Duffy will be dealing with the first U.S. commercial airline flight crash in 16 years. His previous credits include Real World and Real World vs Road Rules Challenge: Rivals

submitted 122 days ago • 67 comments

"You're getting screwed." That's it. That's the Dem unity message. A different flavor every day for the next 1378 days. Here's how the thing they just did is screwing you. On a loop. No project 2025 scorecards. No pearl clutching "can you believe this?" No we told you so. You're getting screwed.

submitted 124 days ago • 0 comments

MOONRAKER is considered by many to be the most ludicrous James Bond movie. The villain is a billionaire who privatizes space travel and is secretly a fascist who wants leave Earth and cultivate a master race. Doesn’t sound so far-fetched NOW, does it?

submitted 140 days ago • 28 comments

mach schnell!

submitted 158 days ago • 0 comments

Running Scared is a christmas movie.

submitted 159 days ago • 0 comments

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submitted 695 days ago • 10 comments

It never fails. While working a comic script there is a moment when I'm like "what am I going to put on all these goddamn pages?" And then a moment later where I'm like "I need more goddamn pages."

submitted 664 days ago • 2 comments