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Brilliant sometimes. Dorky always.
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wanna see a movie tonight?
sure, what's playing?
i don't know, let me grab the newspaper.
nevermind, i'll just call up the theater and ask. do you have their number?
i think it's tacked to the fridge with a banana magnet. if not, check the phone book.
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remembering that a 1/16th page newspaper ad used to be the only way to learn about what movies were coming out. 💀
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first reaction was "old?" and then I remembered there's a new Powers story coming out this fall for the 25th anniversary, so yeah. 💀
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Tylenol?
Forget it, she's rolling.
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there's a planet named after you!
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The only life advice I have is “don’t ever move.”
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this skeet is escalent
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same
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all the dems should just stare at the clocks on their phones till its over. like raw dogging a flight.
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"Raccoon Fight": band or album?
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been hearing "like the actor?" since the 70s.
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James Woods
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Say Nothing.
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CHB!
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