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This place reeks of death, there's a chill in the air And I barely escaped being killed by a hair "Great Alastor, altruist, died for his friends" Sorry to disappoint, that is not where this ends

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

I will not make any deals with you. I’ve resigned. I will not be pushed, filed, stamped, indexed, briefed, debriefed, or numbered. My life is my own.

submitted 38 days ago • 0 comments

You think he's so obsessed with Greenland because he doesn't understand what Mercator Projection is?

submitted 51 days ago • 1 comment

When a hero stumbles, the cowards rejoice.

submitted 66 days ago • 0 comments

With enemies you know where you stand, but with neutrals you're never sure.

submitted 68 days ago • 0 comments

If a man has no enemies, he has no character. -Frank Sinatra

submitted 81 days ago • 0 comments

So I lied, I cheated, I bribed men to cover the crimes of other men. I am an accessory to murder. But most damning thing of all, I think I can live with it. And if I had to do it all over again, I would.

submitted 90 days ago • 1 comment

The Animaniacs are terrifying. A trio of adolescent elder gods motivated entirely by their own entertainment. Even worse, there's baloney in their slacks.

submitted 92 days ago • 0 comments

Once is an accident, twice is a coincidence, three times is enemy action.

submitted 96 days ago • 0 comments

No matter how many people you may lose, you have no choice but to go on living. No matter how devastating the blows.

submitted 106 days ago • 0 comments

I am falling. I'm dying. And I am going to explain to you how I survived. I can't wait to hear what I say.

submitted 109 days ago • 0 comments

There is nothing noble in being superior to your fellow man; true nobility is being superior to your former self. --Ernest Hemingway

submitted 109 days ago • 0 comments

Alcohol is gods apology for making us self aware.

submitted 110 days ago • 0 comments

STINY! GET ME A DANISH!

submitted 114 days ago • 0 comments

We the unwilling, led by the unknowing, are doing the impossible for the ungrateful We have done so much, for so long, with so little We are now qualified to do anything with nothing.

submitted 115 days ago • 0 comments

Beyond this place of wrath and tears Looms but the Horror of the shade, And yet the menace of the years Finds and shall find me unafraid. It matters not how strait the gate, How charged with punishments the scroll, I am the master of my fate, I am the captain of my soul

submitted 116 days ago • 0 comments

Talk less Smile more Don't let them know what you're against or what you're for

submitted 117 days ago • 1 comment

I've been able to survive this long... I know I've got what it takes! Whether it's today, or tomorrow, I know this: without a shadow of doubt in my mind, I will not yield!!

submitted 118 days ago • 1 comment

Why does this say I have two posts when I only have one? Will I now have three or will the prophecy be fulfilled?

submitted 120 days ago • 1 comment

I am the very model of a cartoon individual My animation's comical, unusual and whimsical I'm quite adept at funny gags, comedic theory I have read From wicked puns and stupid jokes, to anvils that drop on your head

submitted 123 days ago • 0 comments