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Recovering edgelord • mid 30s he/him/they
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1. Go to Fort Knox 2. Search for gold 3. ??????? 4. Cheap eggs It’s so obvious

Wow what an efficient way to cause power outages

It doesn’t trickle down It would have by now

Last time I strung my guitar I coated it in nutmeg oil and now every time I play it it’s like BAM! Powersmell

The misinformation to information control pipeline

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Global democracy isn’t just doing what America wants when America wants

Elon Musk sure is a national security threat

Strip clubs, topless bars, Hooters etc have an opportunity to do something really funny and insist on making their workforce 50% male in order to comply with anti-DEI mandates. Those ladies are taking jobs away from red-blooded American men who need the work

Nobody has influenced me to stop being a grown man who strives to be juvenile and edgy more than this dude

40 year old man compares a 53 year old billionaire to a 22 year old woman because he’s obsessively spent years hating her That’s weird, ngl

Things you won’t see the US Department of Health report on

Great

Anything but pay people a living wage

It’s the same picture

I dunno, maybe electing politicians who don’t value human life is the problem

The US is actively disappearing migrants as they ship them to their concentration camp. WAKE THE FUCK UP AMERICA AND DO SOMETHING ABOUT YOUR GODDAMNED OUT OF CONTROL MANGO MUSSOLINI You may want to figure it out before the world figures it out for you.

America is brainworm country 🧠🪱

Thin blue whine*

A quick resistance task: 1. Google Gulf of Mexico 2. “Gulf of America" is the top 3. Click on the three little dots to the right of it 4. Select "Send Feedback" 5. Click on "Gulf Of America" 6. Select "Inaccurate content" 7. Select "Incorrect" and type in "The correct name is “Gulf of Mexico"

*Billie Joe Armstrong voice* “not gonna call it the Gulf of America” [power chords]

I remember learning about cis and trans isomers in chemistry, in reference to molecules

Hello, Medicine Hat police? I just witnessed a murder

I can’t believe the Supreme Court said the president was above the law and now the president is acting like he’s above the law.

History was made

More of this, America.

My new favourite thing Rocket does is whine when he’s laying down and thinking about doing something he knows he shouldn’t. I genuinely appreciate how he tells on himself

If you missed the halftime show, you missed a performance where a flag of Sudan and Palestine was flown in a stadium where a fascist president was in attendance.

I’m no historian but I’m pretty sure a Mao-like cultural revolution involves doing things to landlords that Trump and Elon would never