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its also SO crazy how hard a time i had getting laid in college. i was really cute and fun honestly

im like very desirable on paper. fat nonbinary butch professor? and its autistic and has a job and is a bit into acts of service? its crazy, everyone wants that

ive decided im gonna start fetishizing/eroticizing masking. you know how fucking hot it is when your butch gets off the plane and you meet her at the train station and it's crowded so youre both keeping your masks on but she presses her masked cheek against yours when she hugs you.

honestly my life is so enriched by being a pervert. being able to get hard from seeing your girlfriend's ankle, or even seeing a pair of shoes that would be flattering on her ankle, its a fucking superpower

we should spell it mémé

wead 👍

I can't tell if this is a random spork type sock or it's. something else

#8109f6

idk. this isnt a new problem and the current "plan" im attempting is "keep trying to organically meet people and make friends who actually live in my city so that the pool of people who could hypothetically develop mutual crushes slowly increases" but thats also hard and slow

it sucks that i can be dating and in love with two people and still be this lonely and touch starved all the time and i dont know how to just keep going on like this for an indefinite period of time but i also dont think i can force myself to do the rituals required for "dating" or even trying to

one thing i did not learn until after i was like 32 is how ridiculously hot i look in those 6-pack cotton rib knit white undershirts. cant recommend highly enough

t is so cool. boner from watching a video of croissants baking

got a good grade in therapy today

with all the airline deregulation making it unsafe to fly my heart goes out to the polyamory community in these trying times

someones bicycle made a weird sound

i will never be the beatboxing pup play sub. due to my unwillingness to beatbox and other factors

you never see people calling it marijuana anymore

mare of wanna

All words are nouns.

tumblr is the only place i see decent memes and shitposting anymore

autism rules actually