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BUTTLICKER OUR PRICES HAVE NEVER BEEN LOWER!!

submitted 6 hours ago • 0 comments

Does Ruben Amorim always win things in his second season? Asking for a friend.

submitted 9 hours ago • 0 comments

Andy Mitten’s interview with Luke Shaw last night will go down in history.

submitted 9 hours ago • 0 comments

Any takers? 🍿

submitted 10 hours ago • 1 comment

Leny Yoro.

submitted 13 hours ago • 0 comments

United’s worse season in 50+ years and the worst thing for me was seeing SJR’s face when Neville suggested a charity fundraiser would be a better outcome than pulling support for former players The club is run by greedy, heartless rats with no clue about the club’s soul, values or traditions Bleak

submitted 13 hours ago • 0 comments

Garnacho is 100% gone. Only question is around the fee.

submitted 14 hours ago • 1 comment

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submitted 16 hours ago • 0 comments

Spurs approached yesterday with a desire to win the final. Just like we did in 2017. And just like Ajax in 2017, last night we chose rigidity over pragmatism.

submitted 16 hours ago • 1 comment

So, anyone fancy shelling out £100+ for some 1991 retro gear? I guess nostalgia’s all we’ve got now.

submitted 17 hours ago • 0 comments

Forget results. There has been ZERO improvement in United performances since Ipswich (a) in November. That’s a huge red flag.

submitted 18 hours ago • 2 comments

Would genuinely be ok with relegation next season. It doesn’t scare me. It wouldn’t affect my support of, or obsession with, United. These owners need to get gone by any means necessary.

submitted 19 hours ago • 1 comment

Fuck off. Bed.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Ange’s ‘I always win something in my second season’ quote will go down in folk law. It got into his players’ heads and it got into United’s heads, I’m sure of it.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Manchester United. European final. Chasing down a one goal deficit. FIVE AT THE FUCKING BACK. I really wish Amorim could be more flexible. Regardless of his 30% win rate, his philosophy really troubles me.

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

United success rate in European finals is becoming problematic. God knows when we’ll reach our next one.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

I like Amorim as guy. I HATE that Manchester United play 5 at the back. I wouldn’t be at all surprised if he doesn’t survive the rest of this calendar year.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

L

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

So who’s looking forward to Villa on Sunday? Should be fun.

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

The players are poor. But 5 at the back is not Manchester United. It’s such an uncomfortable truth when you are hoping to rebuild and reshape the club.

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

At least we’re saving money on the bbq.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Shit birthday.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

One of the most embarrassing results in my life time - and there have been many in recent years. We’ve lost FOUR times to Spurs this season. “Lads, it’s Tottenham” has been retired for good.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

This is nothing less than these cunts deserve. Glazers have been suffocating us for 20 years. INEOS show up and put a pillow over our face. Shit houses.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

This is on Amorim. Unbelievable he didn’t make changes earlier. He’s not got much to work with, but has to be braver. I don’t recognise my club anymore.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

We’ve just played so much into Spurs’ hands it’s untrue.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

This is horrible

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Spurs being 1-0 having had zero shots at goal really sums up the quality of this game.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Maybe Amorim should play 6 at the back. We can’t defend with 5. Spurs lucky to be ahead but both teams shocking. The European showpiece with England’s 17th and 16th best teams is living up to its billing. Big 45 minutes for United in the donkey derby.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments