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Former King of Karate, former Lawn Dart Olympian, current Fat Dad.
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I’ve loved Ozomatli for 30 years? Not possible. The 90’s were only ten years ago.

I don’t wanna be all Gen-X, but I disliked my Governor before disliking him was cool. He’s always looked like a bag of cocaine that came to life, put on a half-zip, and grew a rich-white -guy mullet.

Finally did it. Rewatched all of Lost with the perfect companion piece—thank you @emilystjams.bsky.social and @noelmu.bsky.social Y’all made me reconsider my thoughts on the last season ☺️ 📚💙

Would like to report some gang tattoos.

Maybe California, ask to become Canada’s 11th province? I’d settle for becoming one of its territories even

Chuck Schumer has always been a politician who claps on the ones and threes.

This letter appeared in the Bloomsburg PA Press Enterprise this morning. I am assured the writer is who he purports to be, an Air Force veteran.

This is it. Twitter gives us nothing. Give Musk nothing back. Delete your account if you can.

Alina Habbard posted: NOTHING CAN STOP THIS MAN FROM FIGHTING FOR HIS COUNTRY. David Simon had a succinct 2-word response: “Bone spurs.”

Is J-School still a thing? It’s like studying Latin now, right?

Enjoying Daredevil: Born Again very much. Between this and Agatha All Along, Marvel TV is *good* again??

When we were kids, my buddy and I imagined a band consisting of Mister Mister, Mr. T, Twisted Sister, Sister Sledge, Swing Out Sister and Art Garfunkel. The band was called Mister Mister, Mister, Sister, Sister Sister, and Garfunkel.

Mike Myers as Herr Musk and Bowen Yang as the Couch F*cker. This more, please.

Weak men who enjoy Elon Musk in the WH dressed like a 90s coke dealer are deeply upset at Zelensky's WH attire.

If you are not ashamed today to be an American you are no more than a cretin, a moron, or both. Our leaders are simply trash. And the self-loathing that any decent citizen feels from knowing this is entirely earned. We elected them.

You and your family are less safe tonight because Donald Trump's penis is so devastatingly small.

Seriously @nytimes.com? Why do you keep ‘same saming’ these two guys? And is this ‘comparison’ really worthy of being above the fold with everything else happening? Good grief.

Pretty amazing for a president that knew nothing about it. 🙄

Saturday! #Coverbands #Livemusic

Looking for tips for buying Disneyland tickets and navigating the parks with a five year old. I already tried let’s not, but was soundly shouted down. Help a fat dad out, please.

On this day in 1989, the body of Twin Peaks' local sweetheart, Laura Palmer, was discovered.

Heads-up, Tahoe: Just ensured another major snowstorm soon. Finally got all the ice off my deck. You’re welcome.

You got a New York story in my baseball book. No, *you* got a baseball story in my New York book. Two great tastes that go great together. 💙📚

Updated and upcoming gigs #Coverbands #Livemusic

Quick intro to Sydette's amazing "Baby has hat" from a talk she did in 2018!

Encyclopædia Britannica will continue to use ‘Gulf of Mexico’ for a few reasons: -We serve an international audience, a majority of which is outside the U.S. -The Gulf of Mexico is an international body of water, and the U.S.’s authority to rename it is ambiguous. 🧵⬇️

Tesla's stock is ridiculously overvalued, and even a modest consumer boycott could tank the company, which accounts for the majority of Elon Musk's wealth. The divestment movement weakened apartheid South Africa. Let's do that again. slate.com/business/202...

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Very grateful Lift Every Voice and Sing wasn’t cut to appease the felon and his thugs. Ledisi’s voice is a gift.

we are unfortunately experiencing a giant wave of "Bluesky is for talking about Twitter." it's not. you wanna talk about Twitter you know how to get there, live your truth! Bluesky is for the following things: 1) good jokes 2) interesting or useful information 3) hog on main

I’m 99.999999999% sure Harris would not have suggested taking over the Gaza Strip and displacing Palestinians. Just checking in on all the Uncommitted and Jill Stein voters. Guess you’re all in the Find Out stage of wallowing. Thanks for everything nitwits.