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North Carolinian Swiftie cat lady. Loves techno & dance music, baking, Lego, memes and books. Ruthless in my use of gifs and sarcasm 🇳🇱🇨🇦💙
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Thinking about setting up lawn chairs in the egg section of the grocery store this afternoon and laughing at people who are pissed that the price of eggs didn’t go down after all.

Today, honor a King, not a Felon. #mlkday2025

Maybe these disasters aren’t a “punishment from god” like some of you believe. Maybe this is all a test from whatever god you claim to believe in to see how you care for others in their time of need and how you love one another. Spoiler alert: some of you are failing miserably.

Something you need to understand about wildfires: they can burn hard and fast. So fast. This fire in LA is no different. That wind is acting like a bellow, and as anyone who has been a victim of these fires can tell you, sometimes you can’t move fast enough. 1/4

For those evacuating with pets in LA: Hilton’s Homewood Suites, Home2 Suites, Embassy Suites, Hilton Garden Inn, Hampton, Tru and Canopy brands are all 100% pet friendly. Even cats! And a lot of hotels are waiving pet fees atm. Good on u Hilton! Pun intended: that’s hot.

While Trump is trolling Canada about annexing it, Canadians are in Los Angeles tonight dropping water on the Palisades fire. He’s a disgrace.

Wildfires do not care about your economic status or your political leanings. They will burn everything down all the same.

Guys. If you’re pissed off about Meta today, just a reminder to make you even more pissed off.

If your grandfather started ranting that he was going to take over countries, change the name of the Gulf of Mexico and complain about windmills, you’d have him committed. Here, we give them the Oval Office and the nuclear codes.

I’m really starting to think that if Jesus were around in this very moment, he would be flipping A LOT of fucking tables right now.

You know the most annoying thing about all of our anger about our healthcare insurance problems & stories? No politicians are stepping forward to say, “You know what? We hear you and we’re going to do something to fix it.” As long as they get their donations and kickbacks, they don’t fucking care.

It’s a “Shit, I forgot to do my homework, let me scribble something quick in the hallway before class.”

Love getting a fact check notice today on a post I deleted DAYS AGO on the stringy site. 🙄 Yep. Gonna have to move over here more for my social shitposting needs. *gets more comfortable on the Bluesky couch*

Maybe you should always live your life in a way that people will not celebrate your passing when you die. 🤷‍♀️

“Moooom! Why can’t we have an actual, unobstructed democracy like all the other cool kids?! 😫”

You don’t go on TV as a news source for Democrat-voting viewers, and then turn on those viewers days afterwards to kiss the ring and the ass of the guy who ran against her and act shocked that people are pissed at you. Enjoy the bed you made for yourselves, Joe and Mika.

GUYS. I FIGURED OUT HOW TO GET TRUMP TO STOP WANTING CANADA. Trudeau has to demand that socialized medicine is made mandatory across the entire US before he even considers handing over the country to Trump.

People who think Biden’s decision to pardon Hunter broke some kind of magical force field that would have kept Trump in check are delusional. Some people are always thinking they’ll find some crumb of humanity in Trump to appeal to. Spoiler alert: you won’t.

“So glad I threw away Democracy and bodily autonomy so I could say ‘Merry Christmas’ again” - someone, probably

Anyone good at making videos for the Socials want to start making a Schoolhouse Rock style series on basic economics and civics? I feel like cartoons and catchy jingles are sadly the only way some people will understand concepts like tariffs or what happens when you vote for the fascist side.