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I don’t know if I have the energy to rebuild this nonsense.
PHL by DRTY
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Maybe he’s doing it for shorter people?
Sorry, I’ve said too much.
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Spoiler alert: he reaches a lot.
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I just assumed other words were missing and you called the emergency number for some service, but as is the ritual of our people:
Get his ass!
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Still here for all of it.
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pcbr keep his lies on the newgrounds forums.
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I finally did the thing so my parents can be surprised by one of every flavor.
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What about the HOLIDAY INN!!
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Choo Choo Motherf*cker!
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I think I’d rather have normal due to the flavor profile over the sweetness of these.
Forgot the photos.
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Following up, they taste like sugar cookies with lots of sprinkles.
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Hell yea!
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Now we get P0P0 games instead?
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Can only buy them if you want a roadie snack.
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They go bad during the drive home.
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Do we know what charities they were donated to?
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New fan group with sleeping caps and pajamas?
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With pen?
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God still makes the decisions.
He just needs you to sign his petition?
It powers him up like a Care Bear Stare?
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Don’t show up late or you’ll be stuck with the miscut egg salad.
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‘I once stood in line behind a mildly famous character actress at an airport Auntie Anne’s.’
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I only support their 10U Mediocre team, sorry.
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Hashtagblessed.
I have a spot on the back of my head at the hairline that might be celebrating its 5th birfday soon.
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So much surprise on my face…
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And you don’t have to go through the hassle of getting it framed!
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That’s your excuse for everything!
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Only the action figures or the vehicles and playsets too?
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That’s when you’re supposed to point and laugh though.
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I’m in for a couple hundred.
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I got home after it started so I was gonna just watch the replay of game 1 later.
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But think of all the good he did for Jelly Beans.
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Go Birds
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It’s a schooner!
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What about squeezing in a cheesesteak or cup of mud?
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Just take a power pose
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There is a less than zero number of my friends who have met my dad for the first time in his house in with him wearing just briefs and a tshirt.