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what was up with all the blue guys
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Crossing out "Class of 2009" and writing "Nightmare Blunt Rotation" under it instead

submitted 47 days ago • 0 comments

Today, we at Google have a new product: what if you could could ask an app a question? Oh, we do that already? Well, what if we were a little bit worse at it? What if we also sometimes gave you egregiously wrong information? And what if it cost a billion dollars? Still not interested? It's mandatory

submitted 81 days ago • 159 comments

@yourkickstartersucks.com didn't you pretty much literally have this? the app, i mean, not the sex. haha! unless...

submitted 81 days ago • 0 comments

what's the German compound word for the sensation where you think strangers you see in your social media timeline is the surprise return of a podcaster who disappeared 15 years ago, coming back to tell everyone their vanishing was an elaborate joke

submitted 115 days ago • 0 comments

Yooooooooo

submitted 115 days ago • 1 comment

me when I

submitted 124 days ago • 0 comments

On a recent episode of @yourkickstartersucks.com JF described himself as "the greasiest, nastiest treat pig you will ever meet" and I have never identified with someone more.

submitted 163 days ago • 0 comments

You can now drink mayonnaise and jelly, and eat pickles

submitted 168 days ago • 1 comment

i don't really have enough things to say for two social medias

submitted 195 days ago • 2 comments

submitted 230 days ago • 4 comments

BABYYY

submitted 229 days ago • 0 comments

You can find explicit bigotry all over the place on twitter every single day, but this- THIS- is the tweet that got my 15-year-old twitter account permanently banned

submitted 324 days ago • 2 comments

Holy shit

submitted 428 days ago • 42 comments

how I tryna be 2024

submitted 491 days ago • 2 comments

Just doing a wellness check, you ok buddy? You’ve barely touched my shitposts and juicy memes

submitted 513 days ago • 0 comments

Ice dog

submitted 552 days ago • 12 comments

good morning; boo

submitted 553 days ago • 2 comments

Spooky season on bluesky

submitted 564 days ago • 27 comments

Guy who thinks "get well soon", "get good" and "do better" are all completely interchangeable

submitted 586 days ago • 0 comments

decided it's time to cure the rot by watching birdbath videos online

submitted 576 days ago • 0 comments

Sorry I have nothing good to post on here. Or on Twitter. I just post more bad stuff over there

submitted 590 days ago • 1 comment

Chad Crumley

submitted 590 days ago • 0 comments

When you're mean to me this is who you're being mean to

submitted 590 days ago • 0 comments

Beside the point but “blaze your glory” drives me nuts. It’s meaningless but if you tried to divine meaning it sounds like a bad thing? Leave my glory alone

submitted 593 days ago • 10 comments